Epic. Win. You completely kept the feel of the television show.

" 'At stately Wayne Manor things are not what they seem. Bruce Wayne's ward, Dick Grayson frantically runs for his very life. Where is Batman? What diabolical deed has unraveled today? Read to find out, but be warned. The worst is yet to come!' "

Brilliant. No other word for it. The Boy Wonder? Perfect. I can just picture him punching his fists together. I always knew someday that Adam West Batman would crack and I love how you played it out. All the story needed was a few sound effects. I'm hoping for a sequel!