I read this a while back. I liked it. I've always wondered how someone might write Crash. This is probably the best that I've seen anyone do it so far. If you don't mind I'd like to add this to a C2.

Can't understand why nobody else has reviewed this, because it's a brilliant fic! Very clever idea with hilarious jokes, and Crash just being his silly self! Love how he was eager to please his 'father figure'. XD

Brilliant job! :D