OMG, PLZ UPDAYTE!

Okay, this was too much in character and too much amazing and I loved it so much iatstksylktwkst I can't do this ;-;
Finally, another author portrays Scout and Pyro as bros! :') And Scout calls him Py lgslgslyskgs I agree with every canon in this story so hard omg
'"Ow, my ass!" Scout whined' YESSSS finally FINALLY another Scout is as childlike and stupid as my imagination's :D :D :D brb crying
'Medic rolled his eyes.' Oooo that medic has some attitude :3
'"Hmmmph fffmph?" Pyro asked, quivering like a scared chihuahua.' AAawwwait did I just find Pyro adorable...? Wow, no other author ever characterized Pyro so perfectly. :o
'...shove some ice cream through there.
"Ice cream," Scout mumbled at the window, suddenly wishing he had a milkshake' HOLY CRAP ONLY THE BEST MOST QUALITY STORIES DO THIS - connect dialogue and narrative. Amazing amazing amazing OMG please continue this fic dear god please ;-;

Dear sweet lord, I really needed a laugh from a good fic today. This was 200% better than I could have ever imagined. :') Best moments that I will quote to my friends forever:
"Ketchup goes on everything!" Scout yelled back. OH MY GOD I DON'T KNOW WHY I FOUND THIS SO HILARIOUSLY PERFECTLY CANON!
"Mates, mates!" Sniper pleaded, still holding the olive jar protectively. "It's just sandwiches. We don't need to start a friendly-fire incident over this."
"Oh shut up, Sniper!" everyone else yelled. YES YES OUR FANDOM NEEDS MORE SNIPER-SHUT-UP MOMENTS UGGGGH I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
And when Heavy said 'NOOOOOWW!' I heard that in his voice and I smiled so much.
Dude why didn't I ever notice this fic? I'll be obsessed over it for the next month. It's written SO WELL. ;-; gonna go read ch2

SHNIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEL

Will wait to see more.

Bwhahaha Im so lovin this!

Time for the fun to begin : D

Jamie.

Haha I love where this is going.

Keep em coming!

Jamie.

This is absolutely hilarious! I love it!

Oh shnap, Heavy is taking charge! :D

I'm loving the dialogue and the story; of course a sandvitch is impossible to make with these people. Keep updating, I like it!