Love it! And you know the worst part, I actually know what Mal means with the coffee... And Igorina's lisp is brilliant - 'thith thit'

That. That was freaking hilarious, and full of awesome. And just... I don't know how to say it. Mal's manic mode was fantastic. And it just. I... blast and tarnation you have a gift of painting a scene with words. *grits teeth* I am officially jealous.

"Is it wrong to be jealous of another Discworld fanfiction author?" I wonder as I review the symphony of letters on screen before me. When I just finished reading the damn thing and I want to read it again instead of looking at my own stuff, I decide that no... no it isn't.

OH LOOK IT'S MY OTP.

MalxCoffee.

XD

The PollyxMal parts were cute and amusing at parts and I wanna zombie butterfl- um, I mean Heinrich now.

This is awesome and you're awesome and yeah.

Haha omg. Wow. I don't know what to say. Brilliant :)