|Reviews for 1000 Things to NOT do in Panem|
| nintendgal101 1/24/13 . chapter 8
Don't introduce Peeta Mellark to his hijacked self. That would greatly change the course of the books because one of them would kill the other.
| TheMysteriousGeek2345 1/24/13 . chapter 8
This is still brilliant! :) Loving it!
Have the people at The Darwin Rewards rate Foxface's death.
Make A President Snow snowman.
On your death bed, ask all the Hunger Games characters to be the Easter bunny, and then watch from the afterlife as they make a production of Watership down. (Or kill each other)
Go into a shower with Johanna.
Sing 'I kill Snow' in the Capitol.
| theGirlNightwing 1/23/13 . chapter 8
Um. Whoa. Ok . . .
Transport yourself to the "Europe" area of the world, only to discover that there's a Europian Panem.
Decide to give Katniss a mask, plop her down in the middle of the Justice League/Young Justice "sixteen hours" meeting, and yell in the guise of one of the superheroes that she works for the Light.
| HpHgPjGone 1/23/13 . chapter 8
Great new chapter. Lol love the percy Jackson bits. I like how far you are getting.
Compare how in both Percy Jackson and Hunger games bad things happen to twins named Caster and Pollux. Especially Caster.
Steal a peace keeper outfit.
If you did the above go up to Katniss in the outfit and say that she's under arrest for animal abuse.
Switch Haymitch's drink with butterbeer or firewhiskey.
Kill a random, innocent Capitol lady with an arrow to the throat and then steal her stuff. (Katniss)
But yeah great job this chapter. Hope to see an update soon.
| ILikePie99 1/23/13 . chapter 8
That was greeeeaaaaaat! Sooooooo funny!
| Ohsoclovely18 1/20/13 . chapter 7
Make peeta watch the movie. At random times ask him if that was real or not real
| Guest 1/17/13 . chapter 7
Hi, TacosOfEpicness again. Great story, you know. Funny. Yeah. *chirp chirp*. Oh, not the crickets again!
-when Wiress says 'tick tock' start singing 'tick tock, goes the clock
Even for the Doctor
Tick, tock goes the clock
Now prison waits for River.'
I'm a fangirl. I'd ask you not to judge me, but I think we all know that's not necessary. We are writing fanfiction, after all.
| Guest 1/14/13 . chapter 7
Hi, I'm TacosOfEpicness. The thing won't let me sign in.
-ask Greasy Sae if she stole Mage's pin
-show Effie to the Doctor- he'll yell at her to " whatever you are, leave the planet in peace! Please, you're scaring the children!"
| Demetersdaughter 1/13/13 . chapter 7
Swap the district 13 uniforms for Capitol clothes and give the Capitol the district 13 uniforms
| Cabin6Camper 1/6/13 . chapter 7
I have some suggestions:
- steal all of Clove's knives and blame foxface
- make fun of glimmer for not knowing how to use the bow and arrow
- when doing glimmers hair, instead of using a hair bow, put an actual bow (bow as in bow and arrow
- whenever you see a mutt sing who let the dogs out then say" seriously who released the mutts?"
| Emily 1/6/13 . chapter 7
Sing die young by ke$ha in the arena LOUD
| Guest 1/6/13 . chapter 7
Nice, I'm bad at guessing but I hope you're with gale like me
When katniss get to the tree with the lightning Stat singing the hangingg tree - you'll get hung by johana
Sing prim has a little lamb - it's a goat
| kk7 1/4/13 . chapter 7
Introduce the Capitol to Katy Perry
Insist that Capitol civilians are aliens
Use roses as decorations for Katniss's wedding
Tell President Snow that he should be called Dictator Snow instead
| Guest 1/4/13 . chapter 7
Suggestion: Compare Peeta, Gale, and Katniss to Harry, Ron, and Hermione and loudly wonder who would be who, because Katniss is more heroic (Harry), and Peeta is smarter(Hermione), but notice aloud that Gale would definitely be Ron because they're the ones who don't get much action.
-Though maybe Peeta should be Ron and Katniss should be Hermione because they just work so well together
| Othomasl2003 1/3/13 . chapter 7
Allie with an old lady
- even 80 year olds