That was great - up to your usual good standards.

But I DON'T get it. Another what?

Awesome, of course, and entertaining, but like many of the other reviewers I don't particularly understand. Is it that Lars eats everything? Because that's not a reason to leave so hurridly!

Christopher, absolutely witty, charming, extremely well written, as usual, but I have no idea what this is about.

I didn't get it...

Lolololol. Funny;D. Keep writing

"the spines of which suggesting they'd been thoroughly poured through," - "thoroughly pored through".
EW! If I, like Hermione, had to date (and have sex with) yet another bottomless-pit-for-a-digestive-tract-wizard, I would abscond poste haste too.

Oh, brilliant! I love what you did with it. Who would have thought that a casual conversation-turned-heated-discussion amongst half a dozen people would lead to a fun story?