A happy end I can stand behind.
Thanks for sharing.

"...but he's astonishingly quick to jump from half-alien to alien parent to Superman as Conner's other dad to Clark is Superman." -Oh shi-oot

And there are several other lines that were hilarious but if I were to list them all, then I would be copy-pasting the whole story. So I'll just sum up with: I love, love, LOVE this!

This made me smile.

This is the best part:
"Both Clark and Martha grumble a bit about solving problems by throwing money at them, but Conner really doesn't see what the big deal is."

Yes you could make random stands and make your life more difficult or you could just, you know, not. Conner's awesome.