All these stories are a blast! I can hardly choose which one I like best.
Thanks for writing this one with me, cuz!

Somehow, I'm not inclined to think that a human woman would find the "tough love," which Klingons are so infamous for, to be at all appealing.

Great chapta, cuz! Fine writing! I LOVE this story!

General Martok: I've laid a challenge at your feet, sir, to prove to me with your eloquent and chivalrous words that Klingons are more romantic than Romulans. Are you going to accept? Personally, I think it would be rather difficult to top the reviews Colonel Lovok has been leaving me lately.

*wonders what the Romulan readers think of all this, and if they're going to take any action as a result*

For the record, poor Lokal tried to seize his woman, but when she refused him, he respected her wishes because he truly loves her.

Yet another example of how a Romulan would let two perfectly good women go to waste!
Why do these Earth women continually waste their time and efforts dreaming over such cowards! I real man would've seized his woman when he had the chance!

And just as Galan was about to help himself to a glass of Kali-fal and forget the entire incident; he was suddely drop-kicked by a fat ferengi who was howling loudly where he lost conciousness and when he came to, Evelyn and Lokal were smooching in the corner of the room and making wedding plans.

Ladies and gentleman, I'd like to dedicate this song... *pics up microphone* to a very special Romulan out there.. he knows who he is. Sing it with me if you know the lyrics:

He's like the wind through my tree
he rides the night next to me
he leads me through moonlight
Only to burn me with the sun
he's taken my heart
But he doesn't know what he's done

Feel his breath on my face
His body close to me
Can't look in his eyes
he's out of my league
Just a fool to believe
I have anything he needs
he's like the wind

I look in the mirror and all I see
Is a young old woman with only a dream
Am I just fooling myself
That he'll stop the pain
Living without him
I'd go insane

Feel his breath on my face
His body close to me
Can't look in his eyes
he's out of my league
Just a fool to believe
I have anything he needs
he's like the wind

Feel your breath on my face
Your body close to me
Can't look in your eyes
You're out of my league
Just a fool to believe
(Just a fool to believe)
he's like the wind
(Just a fool to believe)
Just a fool to believe
(he's like the wind)

Folks, this Lokal feller reminds me of a song I like to sing:

He said, "I'll love you 'til I die"
She told him, "You'll forget in time"
As the years went slowly by
She still preyed upon his mind

He kept her picture on his wall,
Went half crazy now and then
But he still loved her through it all
Hoping she'd come back again

*Swaying together and singing*

"He's a Fake, fake for feeling so lonely
he's fake, fake for feeling so blue
we knew he'd love us as long as he wanted
And then someday he'd leave us for somebody new

Worry, why do we let ourselves worry?
Wond'ring what in the world did we do?

He's fake, fake for thinking that our love could hold him
He's fake for trying and fake for crying
And he's fake for loving us."

Fake for thinking that our love could hold him
He's fake for trying and fake for crying
And we're gonna kick his Romulan Butt."

V:"Aura my love! I can explain, please!"

*Jan suddenly stands next to Aura and crosses her arms and taps her foot impatiently.* "You had better you fake!"

V: "I'm not fake! I love you both! Here! Let me show you!"

*Vreenak suddenly removes his cape and reveals shiny grey leather pants and a matching biker's jacket with xtra large shoulder pads, the top three buttons are undone and showing his scrawny chest.
He pics up a mic and starts singing to both of them*:

"I fall to pieces,
Each time I see you again.
I fall to pieces.
How can I be just your friend?

You want me to act like we've never kissed.
You want me to forget, pretend we've never met.
And I've tried and I've tried, but I haven't yet.
You walk by and I fall to pieces."

If you can't be with the one you love honey! love the one you're with love the one you're with! do do do do do do do do do!

*sees Vreenak trying to sneak off* Hey! Where do you think you're going? You've got some explaining to do, mister! Who is this woman? And why did you take her to a restaurant? Are you cheating on me? I thought we had something special! You said you loved me! You're nothing but a big FAKE! Waaaaah! I'm going home to my mother! *cries and runs away*

*Vreenak notices commotion in the audience and gasps* Oh $#*&! I've got to get out of here!

*continues to ignore Jareth and crosses arms haughtily* He took you to a restaurant? When was that? Like 10 years ago? Not that it matters much. He's mine now, and I'd say we're pretty serious. I'm living on his fancy shmancy estate, and he practically worships the gound I walk on.

Hey! Stop ignoring me! I'm gorgeous! Hey, hey! *jumps up and down* Look at me! ME! ME!

His eyes are grey girlfriend and fyi, he took me out to a fancy schmancy French restaurant... and actually paid for it.. yeah.. so uh.. *brushes nails against her shirt* I doubt he's serious about you.