What is this?
WHAT IS THIS?
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
THIS IS WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE TF2 FANDOM! THANK YOU! Also, Demoman is lucky. No gay sex for him :D

It's kind of hard to type because I'm laughing so hard. So I'll make this brief:
You are the most amazing person ever to exist. I don't think I'll ever look at Archimedes the same way again. The best parody fic I've read in awhile (perhaps the best). XD

Someone give this man an award. You sir win the internet.

I love you

I came buckets. So hawt.

I
I love you
I will be your waifu on tumblr because of this like omfg
I can't handle this perfection i just
died
aoidhgaposidfasdf

This was amazingly hilarious. I was laughing from beginning to end. Bravo sir for making me stop breathing as I fell of my chair in the process

finally, someone making fun of shipping

two hairy thumbs up

also i also noticed from all the titles and descriptions people made about shipping fan fics, that yes there are no demoman /'s

thank saxton for that

DEATH TO THE GAY TF2 COMMUNITY! AND ALL HAIL DEMOMAN!

I love how Merasmus whispers in BLOCK CAPITALS ;)

I think I just died inside. Also I think I permanently wounded my voice box from trying to silently laugh and my diaphragm hurts kthxbai.

Last part is Monty Python and the Holy Grail? 8D

dafuq :D?

"all anyone in TF2 cares about is sexual relations, not wearing stupid hats and painting things lime green and leveling up stranges on idle servers"

oh god no wonder, i've been playing this game so wrong for two whole years hahahaha

which last part? the last sentence or the last paragraph accurately describing all the problems with the slash fandom of tf2 in an entire nutshell? 15 bucks can buy me some hats!

You had me at abacuses and cargo shorts. XD

You've also hit various nails on the head as to problems within this fandom, and I'm not going to bother listing them; they speak for themselves. Instead, I'm just going to continue to have a good laugh at this awesome parody fic.

Can I have my fifteen bucks now?

I'M CRYING I LOVE I LOVE YOU I WANT YOUR CHILDREN I LOVE YOU YOU ARE THE MOST AMAZING PERSON YOU ARE FIT TO BECOME THE NEW LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD I AM SPAMMING EVERYONE I KNOW WITH THIS AS WE SPEAK I LOVE YOU I CANT EVEN EXPRESS HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I THINK I'M HAVING A STROKE OH GOD

This fic, FANTASTIC! I have never read so much beautiful dialogue and plot in my life. Archimedes was especially in excellent character, his one and only line was very inspirational.

You've created a masterpiece, capturing the light and dark sides of slash fics in this fandom. Keep writing! XD