I was sitting at the Staff table at the beginning of Potter's accursed Sixth Year at Hogwarts, (only two more years to go- thank MERLIN.) and had just pasted onto my face my normal welcome-to-another-year-of-me-giving-you- hell scowl when there was a flurry of activity at the back of the hall and students began to enter, all whispering just about the same thing.

Minerva blinked several times whilst staring at him. She looked shocked more than anything. Dumbledore, of course, had his usual twinkle in his eye. Must he find *everything* so damn funny?

Moony sighed. "Fine. but don't say I didn't warn you."

I went off, shaking my head.

Let me tell you now. I will never *ever* doubt anything Remus says again in my entire *life.*

And, quite frankly, it's very lucky that I thought of Harry completely platonically as the son I never had *before* he changed. Otherwise we'd be in a *very* awkward situation.

ROTFLMAO! ROTFLMAO!

This is seriously funny. All the points of view going on. Draco and the violins. Harry being hopeless about it. I will be bookmarking this one! Great job.

The only one who seems completely exempt is Dumbledore. He watched everything with that goddamned twinkle in his eye- he enjoys the messed up feelings of his colleagues. He thinks it's fucking *funny.*

But hey, when you're his age, I suppose you have to think everything is funny. Otherwise you can't really carry on.

Jesus. You know how hard that is for me to admit to? I'm not meant to feel like this, I wasn't built this way. but every time I get close to him the fucking tiniest violin in the world starts playing its little melody just for me. The birds start singing. It's a wonderful fucking day.

And *sweet.* As in if little fluffy bunny rabbits had come hopping up the corridor, instead of trying to kill them I would have cooed "awww!" like a fucking seven-year-old future Hufflepuff.

(is laughing her ass off)

GREAT JOB! BRAVO!

LOL! That's the Harry we all know! So completely clueless about things like that. _ Great job!

OMG! This is BY FAR the best HP fic I've read in a VERY long time, and I absolutely can't wait for the next chap.! You're a good writer, Ari. ...I'm about to melt just THINKING about him...

Original. Funny. Cute. Clever. True to character. Delightful. Hysterical. Insightful...

I've been giggling at my laptop and all around having a wonderful time reading your story. Please please please update soon. This is marvelous! 8-)

Oh! I want more of that! Please! This is so funny, I beg you to write more! And it's so amusing in Draco POW, with the little violon and birds things, I couldn't stop laughing! This is simply fantastic! PLEASE continue! _

LMAO!

This story is priceless. I adore it. Very wonderful. ICCCKK...LMAO..I love it!

Do you do email updates..? If you do.. I would love it if you put me on your list. Let me no when the next chapter is up!

that was soooooooo funny! i cant really picture harry, well i can, but the hair style is sor of fuzzy in my mind, in the next chapter could u please clear that up, or in any future chapter? that was soooooooooooooooooooo good, and the seamus thing is hysterical. the draco thing is wonderful too. adn im glad herm and ron dont like him tho, cuz that would make him all alone, adn thats sad. i cracked up when the professer kissed harry. adn the seamus pinchin harry's but was great too. well, keep it up! bye!:)

I think that JesusMaryandJoseph! just about sums it up! I can't remember ever laughing that hard at a fic! Oh, God that was funny! I really hope that you'll update soon, because the way that you've portrayed everyone is absolutely enchanting, and the way you write them is genuinely funny without seeming forced. Fantastic.

*Kate*

this has got to be the funniest fic I've read for a long while. keep it up!

ROTFL!

Oh my god, this is so hilarious. I like all the different point of views too. I knew Cho was really devious! Can't wait for the Draco/Harry bits _ Might I suggest some Quidditch playing? Harry hasn't paid attention to Draco at all and you just KNOW everyone's gonna wish they were Harry's broom P

tora

OHMYGOD! I'm not a slash fan - but this is freaking hilarious! My Harry always had it in him! Am I the only one who sees the potential for Harry/Parvati here? Well ... maybe after a nice fling with Draco ... EE! LOVING THIS! Though, of course, as usual, I hate thinking all my fave guys are gay (Cause they aren't!) But this fic does well ... very well! Ari, you're becoming one of my fave authors!

Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant! This was incredibly humorous. I love Seamus Finnegan! This makes me laugh! My favorite part was the part where Harry walked in the Great Hall with his twig and berries covered by the helmet. I also like all the seamus parts! Hilarious! I have to ask though... Is there a reason why you picked him? I mean why not someone else? I like it Seamus though! This story is great and I hope you continue! I wasn't bored once in all the time it took me to read this. I can't think of one thing you could have changed to make it better! Well, I can't wait to see how things turn out! Keep up the awesome work! BYE!

Can you tell us how the Death Eaters are taking this? I'm just picturing that scene from Disney's Hercules, between Hades, Pain, and Panic- you know the one- "I have 24 hours to get rid of this BOZO before he ruins my plans to take over Olumpus, and YOU'RE WEARING HIS MERCHANDISE?