Aww! So cute! I loved it!

DENNIS
Well, that was the worst.

MAC
Yeah, no shit dude. There was no awesome karate moves or big explosions or anything bad-ass.

FRANK
And no bangin'! How're ya gonna have a story like this and they don't even bang?

DEE
You know, I don't like getting lumped in with you two dicks. I am way nicer to the Waitress than either of you are.

DENNIS
Oh, and what's this about the Waitress being over me? This story is completely bogus.

MAC
And since when is "Charlie work" a bad thing?

DENNIS
I know! It's good to have a niche. If there was such a thing as "Dennis work", you can bet I'd be damn good at it.

DEE
Right! That gives him leverage, because there's always a demand for "Charlie work".

FRANK
He'll never be unemployed. Having a job builds character.

***

Sorry about that. Seriously, this story has nothing in common with Sunny, but it was still sweet as hell. It strikes me as very plausible, but maybe I'm biased because they're married in real life. Anyway, good read!

Whatever show or sitcom you base your fanfics on, you're still too awesome for your own good. Lettering, the capitals, spell check, yadayadayada. Just improve on those three and you'll probably go far.