Dear Near,
Liar. You're a sex addict. You will grow up to be a child molester.
Unless you are already.
Do you watch Fullmetal? You should.
I don't think Rose knows 'bout your Playboy magazines, does she?
She doesn't know you masturbate, right?
What else are you keeping from your wife?!
Shame.
Still can't catch me? :)
SILT

Near.
Ever since you solved the Kira case, and then years later the C Kira case, have you found any new emotions towards your pre dececor L. I.e Do you respect him and his work more, or his way of raising you/ having you raised in Britain?
I'm just curious.

Dear Near and Rose,

First off, congratulations with your marriage! I wish you both good luck and a happy marriage for years to come. Now, this is an awkward question so I'll just ask it right off the bat. (It's kinda a pun since I'm at my brother's baseball game right now) Near, are you a sex addict? Because it always seems like the reserved and the extremely outgoing characters are always secretly sex addicts. No offense intended if you're not of course, but I read through all the other letters and some of your answers seemed like something a sex addict would say. Also, according to Wikipedia you have no memory of your parents, but do you know how they died? And if they were albino like you? Sorry if that's kinda personal. Anyways, what's your favorite sport? Favorite color? Favorite hobby? Favorite flower? (It's a rose, isn't it?) Do you sleep on your side, stomach, or back? Where did you go for your honeymoon? What was your favorite memory of the Wammy house? Also, can you answer those Rose? Well I guess this was more of an interrogation than a letter but I'm a curious person. So like I said before good luck with married life and I hope you catch SILT soon!

HalfDragonLover (But you can call me HDL if its easier)

Dear Near,

Have you heard of Creepypasta? If so, which one was the best?

For a fan fiction. Didnt wanna google.
SILT

Near,
Congratulations on your marriage!
What do you mean?
I don't reckon I'm involving a she in anything.
Also, is it Winchester or Westchester?
I don't feel like using Google :)
SILT

Dear nate

I would like to start on the fact thst you did solve the kira case and I thank you for that but if you yourslef had the power of the death note would you fall down the same twisted path of insanity .

Thank you for your time mariam

Hello Near and Rose Im back ! but despite Hetalia , wedding 2P Misa and Light i really want to know whos name was written in that death note

Hi Near,

This is Sealand! Can you get England to recognize me as a country? Please say you will! PLEASE...! * is begging with puppy dog eyes*

From,

Sealand

Near,
AND LOOK AT THE PICTURE OF THE UNICORN! 3
SILT

Near,
What benefit do I, myself have from it?
Practically all the criminals I can think of are dead because of Light Yagami.
*Tosses you the notebook*
Test it, if you want. You can't see my name anyways, so it doesn't matter.
Don't forget to look at sheet 22, back side, line 3, last name. :)
SILT

Hiya Near!

This is 2p Light Yagami! Why are you so emotionless? 2p Near is a lot better than you! He's always fun to be around! 2p Misa... not so much. She hates me. I heard that you talked to that scary 2p Misa. Did she say anything about taking over your world? If she did I will help you stop her and the other 2ps if it's alright with you- * 2p Misa takes over*

This is 2p Misa. Prepare to fight! Today we are going to take over your lives (meaning trapping you in the 2p world with no way out) and live in your world as you and the other originals! * laughs insanely* Tell the countries that as well as this Silt person if she contacts you again. Also Death Notes don't affect us since we are apart of our original counterparts and if we die you die as well! That's the rule. * tries to stop 2p Light from taking the pen away from her* That idiot 2p Light is trying to stop me but I'm sure he won't be able to anyway!

* 2p Misa and the other 2ps arrive at Near's place to invade while 2p Light goes to Near and Rose's side to help stop 2p Misa*

From,

2p Light Yagami & 2p Misa Amane

Dear Rose,

My brother is eight and he swears worse than I do. So yeah, I'm not THAT young but I do blame my elder cousins (they were all guys, I was the first female in that house hold). So yeah. A friend of mine who is 12 also likes yaio, so I don't think it's as bad as you made it sound lol.

-Andy :3

Dear Near and Rose,
(What a cute couple! :3)

I just stumbled upon this writing to Near and Rose thing and I tried, I honestly tried, to read the whole thing before writing a letter of my own to ensure I do not ask questions that have already been answered. But sadly I failed. (I managed up to chapter 16 though! :3)So I apologize if I irritate you. Also please excuse any random words or spelling mistakes as I'm on my iPod and I am sure spellcheck hates me. Anyway I have a few questions that might seem random. I've noticed you're quite devoted to your fiancée. What if one day you spontaneously transformed into a female and were still physically attracted to your partner? Would that make you a lesbian? And Rose (pretty name by the way) what would your reaction be, especially if there was no possible way to reverse the effects? Also, Near if you had never met Rose and were homosexual which one of the Wammy (Believe it or not but spellcheck had made it say 'wang') Boys would you prefer? Matt or Mello?, please keep in mind that this question is merely to satisfy my curiousity and is purely hypothetical. Also, Rose if your name had been 'Far' would you name your child 'Between'? Sorry it's just that I read a fanfic and it made me want to ask :3 Also I know this is an awkward question to ask, but Rose, did you ever feel like a pedophile when with Near because he kinda looks like a child and plays with toys? I'm curious. I really should be sleeping right now but I don't want to but that makes me screw up more so once again, please pardon me. Near, I can't believe I'm going to ask this and it sounds so god damn creepy but I'm curious and I wanna ask but... Y'know what? I'll ask at the end so at the very least you'll answer my other questions first. Near have you ever had doubts about your sexual orientation? What about you Rose? Y'know, ever had a moment were you see a person of the same gender and just think, if only for a moment, 'Damn, I'd like to tap that!' If so, who was the doubt on? And here comes the dreaded question. The kind of question that makes me just want to fall over and die for even daring to ask but... erm... *holds breath for so long her face turns a disturbing shade of blue before blurting out...* Near, do you... Masturbate? Oh my god I said it. I can't believe I said it! I'm such a god damn creeper! But seriously! I just wanna know if you actually do something on the off chance you get some morning wood or if you just wait until it goes away? I can't see L touching it down there either... I'M SUCH A CREEP! Oh my god! I'm sorry! But please answer it anyway and don't make fun of me! I'm only 14 and I'll die if my fourth favourite character thought I was a creep even though I am (First-Mello, Second-L, Third-Matt even though he only got, what, two minutes of screen time? I still cried when he died though... Honestly, I didn't know what cool was until I saw him on screen. And cool is damn cool.) So anyway as you are probably sitting there with your mouth wide open as you reread my retarted question and Rose loads up her gun to kill me (Hey Rose? Can you send Mello to kill me instead? If I met him, I'd die happy.) I bid you farewell and shall follow this story in order to get your reply though if you can PM me your responses as well that would be fabulous because I kinda wanna keep a copy :3

-Andy :3

Russia: Da! We'll come to your wedding.

Latvia:Sure like m...miss Russia said We love to...to... come to your wedding... * is shaking because of Russia's intimidating aura*

England: It would be an honor to be at one of my lovely citizen's wedding! America and I will be there!

* all of the other countries agreed to come as well*

From,

Russia and the other countries