This is a nice twist, and in a very twisted sense. Made me smile the whole time I was reading it.

What the fuck...I-I-I-I mean I love this story/dude that is creepy dude

This is hilarous. LOL "She was killed by a stary arrow. I was there right beside her when it happened." Lol this is good. Here's a small little scene to what I think should of happened.
OOooOOooOOoo

"You loved me, Jake?"

"Yeah, why?"

"Well, I guess all the people I killed didn't have to die, did they?"

OOooOOooOOoo

Like I said, this is good. Great work! :)

dang, Neytiri does whatever it takes to get her man. "Are there other women you prefer Jake?" lmao

You make this sound so funny, when it is not. Good job.

Haha. Funny. A snippet:

"So...you chose me all along?" Neytiri inquired.

"Um...Yeah." Jake confirmed nervously.

"So I didn't have to..."