WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME
I'm having a seizure on the floor now :P this is hilarious

Well, this is certainly hitting many buttons with sexist cliches, but if people can't take it in stride by now, humanity is done for. Had me grinning at how crazy it was that the Banshee was the one leading Jake, and talking to top it off.

I don't know why, but when the Banshee says the first domestic dispute seals the bond I just couldn't help laughing. I must be a terrible person.

What. The. Hell?! How the heck do you come up with this stuff!? This is terrific! Freakin' brilliant! "She will try to nag you." LMAO

LMFAO! Your stories are killing me! Seriously man, where do you find all those ideas?! It's crazy but it's so funny :p

MORE MORE MORE! You should be a "humorist writer" haha

That was a pretty funny and clever mix around. Good job :)