HAHAHAHAH SHIT! that is some funny stuff. dear me. woh i love it! and lernto love our expertise in carpet bombing? awesome!

Talk about putting it in reverse... I love it!

What. The. Fuq!? That was terrible! (Don't misinterpret) How could Neytiri do such a thing? My God, that was just hilariously horrific!

*facepalm* lol! .

Man... I don't know if you are totally bonkers or a total genius! Your imagination is limitless :o Seriously, I laugh so much when I read your stories it's unreal. You have a way to write humor/parody stories ;)

"But there is one thing I love above everything else, Jake." Neytiri spoke with passion. "You know what I am talking about, Jake. I have felt that love within you too. It is a love we both share since the beginning of time. It is a love that is more important to me than Pandora, Eywa and the Na'vi. It is a true love that will last forever. For the one thing I love above all else in the Universe is...money."

LOL