Oh my god. Is all I have to say. This was really well written, and the ending especially is perfect for the situation. However I won't argue with everyone else being alive :p
My favorite line is : "As usual, Syo is laughing, and as usual, it is completely inappropriate. " This whole story is really amusing. Thanks for it. -Don

HAHAHHAAH, oh my god this is fantastic. I love how your splendid choice of words did nothing but to enhance the hilarity of the situation. I love how you characterised everyone; the reactions of the survivors (and all of them at the end) were priceless.

[ "I found a rotten dead body during our trial. :)" ] - million-dollar line, cher dieu.

Thank you for writing this. :)

Ha ha. A very fitting story. Good idea.

Good job on this, but I have to ask, did you mean to put ":)" near the end.