Hilarious! I've always wondered what it would be like if the hellsing crew went to a gun show. Keep writing!

I seriously thought in the end that Alucard was going to say "it's anime damn it!" But seriously this was awesome keep up the great work.

Good. Maybe great.

maroongrad
Thank you, my friend :) You're too kind.

ROFL. Love it. :) And, while conversations without quotes are often difficult to follow, yours wasn't. That's a nice bit of writing talent there!