Aw w w... Poor Wormtail.:'(

“GET OFF MY LAWN!”

AHAHAH! ! ! ! ! !

AGAIN! ! !

“GET OFF MY LAWN!”

Um...

Oh, wow, that must've been hilarious! I can't Even Imagine it! HAHAHA! ! !

Loved it. (:

nice. where do you get these ideas? hm, VOldemort gets new futniture, some assembley required. a high and mighty evil overlord such as himself wouldnt dare read instructions! :)

are you serious? Theres like no way! hahahaha! He was in on the joke!

I LOVE THIS!

OH MY GOD, HILARIOUS.

God, I hope it keeps coming.

funny idea for a story

that tongue thing always did drive me crazy

okay that was weird

its so funny. how are you so funny. HOW

Yes! Ann Coulter bashing! Never thought I'd see that in a Harry Potter fanfic ...

this has got to be the dumbest/funniest thing I've ever read.

Snape rolled his eyes. “How many people exude evil into the atmosphere? It was either you or Carrot Top.”

“What’s in it for me?”

“The usual. Power, money, the fuzzy glow you get when you ruin another person’s life.”

hahahahaha

I asked Evadne about it, but she started screaming something about the Sorting Hat, so I backed away slowly.”

hahahahahahaha!

LOL - I love the orc. He's hilarious. :D