Great idea. I was a bit bored, but I have a REALLY short attention span. But great and creative idea!

TOO FUNNY! Hilarious mate, this is the best parody I've ever read!

Oh...this is good for homicidal tendencies after having to sear my retinas with countless MarySues. Never EVER do a project on fanfiction. I love the little birdie. It's so...chatty...I wonder if it knows that it is a purveyor of much mischief. Poor birdie. Lovely story, do continue writing.

Enoreth is deliciously vile, as all good Sueparodies should be. Skin the color of new milk. Singing her prohpecy/history thingy. Cerulean eyes. Ew. Just, ew. I'd spork her through and through if I weren't laughing so hard. (Comment originally submitted for MEFAward voting, but I also wanted readers here to know how fabulous I thought it was.)

"And as he gazed upon her he sighed, for he knew in his heart that the presence of so fair a maiden could only mean that he would be entangled in an irrational tale of romance ere the day was spent."
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*sigh* So true. I love your parodies.

>The orcs came forward and caught her by the arms, and the maiden – the same maiden who only in the previous Chapter had slain thirty orcs in two minutes with one hand – began to sob and flail about like a little girl.<
So true. Send all the Sues to Theoden, I say! Hmm... *plot bunnies bite*

This is brilliant!
>Mae govannen," she said, fumbling the pronunciation, <
Yes! Yes!
Also like "tell it, don't sing it" from Gandalf, the parody of the Mary Sue backstory, and Boromir "fidgeting" with his "sword hilt", heh heh...

> in a voice at once sweet, haunting, and slightly ear-splitting) <
Hee hee hee!
You know what would be cool? Sending all the Mary Sues up to Meduseld to Theoden. He hasn't had a woman in forty years. I'm sure they'd be appreciated. >:D

I got to this story through a link from the LJ community Diamonds in the Rough.
This is hilarious. I've read it twice now, and I think it's just wonderful. Keep writing!

This is such a funny story, i luv it. i dont know why u think ppl would flame u.
its such a relief to b finally reading something written by some1 normal coz i really hate those fluffy marysue fics where they r so flawless, or fights the best, or had an abusive childhood. they make me sick.
but seriously, ur fic is a **. u should do a sequal

Hey your really good!

Oh, God, that was soo good! I love it!! Poor Legolas, all of those awful tortures and humiliations! (secretly laughing) Very, very good! Is on my favs list now! :-D I absolutely love it!

Halarious! Two thumbs and two big toes up!

I love it. After having to wade through all those Mary Sue Fic's it's nice to see some intelligance still exists in writing. Was the dog at the end moddled after Runt from Animaniacs?

you're right most Mary-Sues are vegetarians. I think they're all crazy. My favorite food group is meat. M... venison. Anyhoo, since I probly am filling up you're email account, this'll be my last review today, so I'll just say that I think you're LotR fanfic lounge stuff is ridiculously funny. k?


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