Haha! Really funny!

I only have one mistake to point out, which is kind of a maths one, not anything to do with the writing. But it isn't 'three point fourteen.' but 'three point one four'. In decimal numbers, you say the numbers separately, not as one number.

Its hilarious because they're completely in character at the same time. I lost it at the last line: "I need a pastry." XD