stick around? stick around? this was publish in 2002. its 2013. 11 years and you still want people to stick around? No thanks!

WHAT THE FUDGE? VEELA DRACO RAPED BY HIS FATHER? OH HELL NO! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON LUCIUS... I'm so continuing to read this story!

Hey, great story! Very funny and pretty well done. You have an interesting concept here and I most definitely have read some of those awful stories you're talking about. Unfortunately I'm completely addicted to fanfiction no matter how bad it is... which is just sad. Thankfully, this story is very good. I read the entire thing with a smile on my face. Just so you know, not that you probably care anymore, you have a couple of mistakes and typos. In chapter two you use the word antedates, but I think you mean anecdote (unless you don't, in which case I'm sorry for pointing it out) and in chapter three you have the word "appoliptic" and I think you mean "apocalyptic." Otherwise, everything is fantastic. Very funny!

Well the image of Snape, Voldemort and Draco in tutus sining Karaoke will certainly amuze me for a long while to come! In my in they are all sining 'I will survive', I wonder what you had in mind? There do seem to be the majority of stories with Draco as the girl, subsequently making Harry the man, don't there? Hey that gave me a humour story Idea, 'Draco the Man?'! Dumbledore in purple shorts with painted toenails, somehom it's not that hard to imagine, in fact it fits! Keep up the good work!

This is as brilliant as it was the first time I read it! You are TRULY amazing! I couldn't stop laughing! *heaps loadsa and loads of praise upon Ginzai* lol You are wonderful! Please, please, please update soon! If you don't I'll DIE! I'll just die! Pleaaaaaaase! *ahem* Yeah...awesome chapter!

*Suffering from intense case of hiccups from laughing so hard*

i love fan fics that make fun of really bad writers who change characters too much,

although i like some slashers. Anyways good job, even if u didn't put in all that stuff u said u would!

*pouts* and u know what? even though u can't see me do that i can tell u that i look a whole

lot sexier than that bastard Draco! J/k Draco's my fav.

Anyways... good fic and keep going!

This was soo good! I can't wait to see if there's another chapter! I esp like these bits in this story:

Flying north into the sunset

Malfoy is a girl

and straighter than weasle in a bad H/D

HEY, mabey since Lucius didn't rape Draco, one of the teachers could, and then the slasher could use that, whilst H and D are at Hogwarts, they can be fighting off a bunch of Draco-Crazed teachers!

Hee hee, I like this fic. Its really funny, though for slash I prefer Ron/Draco but anyway, go on... And ummm when do they shag?

I LOVE IT !

Fantastic! Very tongue-in-cheek; I haven't laughed this hard at an HP fic in a long time. I really like the bits where Lucius says all these sick things without batting an eyelash. Keep going, I want to see what comes next. :)

Omfg. That is like the funniest thing I have ever read. I love so many lines its not even funny, "Son, I'm afraid I need to rape you." LOL! I was copy/pasting parts of this into an IM and my friend (who is stupid and hates H/D) and he was laughing, yet annoyed. F- him! lol. This is absolutely the funniest thing. *puts it on favorites list*

very well written, you have a sure talent for writng, but no offense or anything, bu had read one more sentence, I would have vomited!

Anyway, maybe u could use sum of that wonderful talent for a better fanfic?

...just a suggestion.. anyways, catch ya later

[chuckles] Brilliant.

And the potion, unless I'm mistaken, comes from Ranma 1/2.

Wonderful!, This was great, I can't believe someone hasn't done it before (Well I'm sure they've done it before but yours is the only one which I havent wanted to Vomit from the sheer Badness of it) This was ssooooooooo cool! Ok I'm gunna stop jabbering now, I sound like an idiot but I really thought this was great! BRAVO!