This is good. I suggest Ranma start dropping some letters from China, America and Austraila. After everyone is running around I think its time our wild horse goes to England just in time to run into Sailor V.

Great story!

Good story. I love the ending, having him camp ontop of the post office wer a stroke of genius

Ahaha! oh man... it hurts... Brilliantly funny. I know I'm years late reviewing this thing, but I just found your stories, and am going through one by one (loved/loving "A Short Discussion about 'The Universe'" by the way... though finishing off a chapter with a visit from Seasme Street's The Count as a gag put a big splintery crack in the 4th wall was a little unsatisfying). In general, I agree with one of your other reviewers who remarked that you show considerably more intelligence than the average fic writer, right up there with greats like Jim Bader. I'll definitely be reading the rest of what you have here.

As far as continuing this, as several readers have asked... I think that would be nearly pointless, unless you can come up with something to top what's already here. it's clearly a one-shot short story, or a long joke, however you prefer to think of it. No one askes "so what happened next" after the punchline of a joke. There's no answer. So like I said, unless you can come up with something just as sharp and clever that can springbored off this, any "chapter two" would just be killing the great joke.

Bwahahahaa! I love it !


...ouch, I think I strained something laughing...

Well, I'm not sure how it got enough reads to be your second-most reviewed story, but yet another totally unexpected twist shows that this drabble definitely deserves it. Even with the title as a clue I never quite figured it out until you gave it away altogether at the end.

I must say that this has been an interesting read. I had stumbled upon "Hawk and Handsaw" by accident and decided to read other works by you. You have a definite flair for storytelling and I hope you continue to write more. Thank you for sharing your talent with all of us. Ja ne

first of all, I rarely review
second, I found it halarious and mostly unpredictable the last paragraph of where ranma really was. One slight problem however, several ppl roof hop. Wouldn't they spot ranma, esecially shampoo when she was on deliveries?

Also, wouldn't cologne be able to find him?

Other than that, great story.

Brilliant! A simple but amusing fic. The punch-line was great. You kept readers intrest with the mystery of where Ranma was. I loved this fic.

Ouchies, Ranma finally got a brain. This is clever and a wonderful humor piece. Please keep writing.

LOL. Excellent piece of humor. It is short but I think that it is better this way. Longer could make it less funny.

Congratulations.

Kinai.

this is one of the more amusing stories that i have read, and even though it was a one shot, i would like to see more of it.

it's a shame you don't paln to contiue this fic

Excellent tale with fantastic mis-direction and plot. I loved it!

If you give a rat some cheese he'll chase after it every time, and Ranma did just that in this fic. Oh, the ending was killer. I saw rolling on the ground laughing my head off. It was hilarious.