Laddie's Diary

DAY 1

Am doing sponsored silence for school. Parents sponsored me $10 per day. Wonder how long I'll last.

Kidnapped by odd guy with mullet cut. Would love to tell him that haircut will not age well but still consider myself on sponsored silence.

Given to girl with terrifying hair.

Wonder if parents rigged this up to get me to talk? Tight bastards.

Have not caved yet.

Big haired girl's hair on fire. Will not laugh. Will not make a sound.

In other news: Was force-fed blood. Tasted yummy.

Still not speaking. Yay me. Have earned $40 so far.

Dwayne, (other token silent of cave) showed me a spider that can do the can-can today.

V. impressed, but still did not speak.

Was forced to pick gum out of Dwayne's hair. Hate everyone, but blame Star (everyone else does).

Still did not speak. ($50)

Sneezed and excused myself.

Wonder if this counts as speaking?

Was 'saved' today. Didn't want to be. Quite liked it in cave.

Boys all dead. Star still has big hair and boyfriend with same.

Accidentally spoke. Was trying to tell Star off for killing everyone. Said her name twice then remembered was on sponsored silence.

Sigh.

Am now going home to claim $70 off parents.