Author's note: just a little something I felt like writing. I don't own anything. Except, of course, my own sarcasm. :)

SURPRISINGLY.

Snape managed to get himself a girlfriend.

And, surprisingly, she *wasn't* the new and strikingly beautiful DADA teacher with a dark and mysterious past.

She managed to get him to wash his hair, though.

Thank goodness for *that.*

THE END.