Author: Simbelmyne PM
*AU* All Amy wanted was a movie-based Middle-earth, where everyone spoke English and she was a lovely elf-maid. Sadly, she had a sadist for a writer. Read about her saga of pain, love, and despair. But mostly pain. [7/7: 9/9 & epilogue] *COMPLETE!*Rated: Fiction T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,071 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 07-06-03 - Published: 10-24-02 - Status: Complete - id: 1030097
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Summary: Sick of girls getting turned into Elves and hobbits when they get mysteriously flung into Middle-earth? Sick of girls getting flung into Middle-earth altogether? This may cheer you up.
Disclaimer: All Tolkien's. Well, except for Amy Seru. She belongs to the first Mary-Sue writer that ever "graced" the Lord of the Rings section. (Damn you! Whoever you are!)
Category: Humor/Parody (Actually Satire, but there's no category for that)
Music: Vivaldi's "Summer"
Remember the Fords,