We Want Fun
A Zoids-Fanfic/original piece
Author's note: All the characters in Zoids belong to the producers of the
show, where as Greenwald., Mike, Chase, and me are real people who don't
enjoy being put into other people's stories. This story is not meant to
fit anywhere in the Chaotic Century/Guardian Force timeline. It's
original. And it's not meant to be serious. I just threw this together.
It's what I'm all about: Plain, stupid, caffeine induced fun. Try to
It was just a quiet day on most of Planet Zi. Emphasis on MOST. There was
a small, out of the way spot in the desert where the three troops of the
Dark Kaiser were fighting it out with four unknown, crazed zoid pilots.
Raven spun his GenoBreaker around. "You can't beat me! You don't stand a
chance!" He prepared to fire a charged particle beam at my Storm Fury.
Which would have proven ineffective anyways, but Greenwald lept his
ZaberFang on to the GenoBreaker's back, catching it's oversized teeth on
the charged particle intake fan. Raven growled. "Let go!"
"Would if I could." came the reply. Raven fired the thrusters, spinning
the GenoBreaker around. The ZaberFang hung on tight, smashing it's rear
end into the tip of Hiltz's DeathStinger, knocking it's charged particle
beam shot askew, blowing the right legs off of it.
Meanwhile, Mike's Lighting Saiks was running circles around Reis'
GenoSaurer. "Cut it out!" Reis yelled at him. I made a mental note to
make sure to help with Reis when I finished with Hiltz.
The GenoBreaker and ZaberFang were spinning off on some oddball waltz.
Chase, in the mean time, was jumping his GunSniper up and down on the
DeathStinger. "Chase, move!"
I shoved Chase out of the way, and proceeded to stomp the DeathStinger, and
Hiltz with it, into the ground. There were now two sets of claw prints in
the tail and back of the DeathStinger. I wondered if Hiltz's insurance
would cover it.
I pulled Reis out of Mike's circle and made an attempt to waltz with her.
Reis started yapping something. I couldn't really hear it anyway over
Raven's continued yells of protest at Greenwald's choice of parking space
and Chase's attempts to play peek-a-boo.
Admittedly, I have two left feet. Which explains why the right foot of the
GenoSaurer was on the ground roughly two hundred meters away from the
GenoSaurer itself. I spun Reis around, but when she finished, she tried to
open up on me with a charged particle beam. I ducked. Quickly. It hit
Raven's GenoBreaker square in the chest. Melted right through. Missed the
Zoid Core by maybe a half meter, but got the leg gyros head on. The
GenoBreaker toppled to the ground, Shadow coming separated. Raven promptly
began to yell at the unconscious organoid to "Fix it now!"
I let go of Reis when she tried to fire again. The GenoSaurer hit the
ground, melting everything for a quarter kilometer down.
All in all, it was a pretty good day.