Grammar Beastä

By: Els-chan (surprisingly enough)

A/N: OK, yeah, this is the result of being sick and tired of reading all those ridiculously crappy fanfics out there (many of which I can only assume were written badly intentionally...at least, I'm HOPING that level of crappiness was intentional...) So, yeah, this is where I take off my gloves and get my hands dirty. READ MY LIPS...er...WORDS: THIS IS A PARODY! I would think that from the A/N, you would have gotten the clue that I don't really write this badly - close, but not quite (I have such low self-esteem...) Also, as much as I hate to admit it, this is Harry Potter fandom. BUT WAIT! There's a reason! Most of the crappiest fiction I've read comes out of the Harry Potter section on . That's the ONLY reason why I made this Harry Potter...crap, I just admitted to reading HP fanfics...ARGH! THAT'S IT! ON WITH THE STORY!

Disclaimer: I own nothing, and I mean that in the most literal sense possible. I'm a college freshman, and as we all know, college freshmen don't have money, or anything else of value really, so there's no point in suing.

one day harry poter wuz sittng on a bench by da laik. hurmyownie sawed him so she walkd ovr 2 him. wat is rong harry she askd him. i am sad harry sed. y hurmyownie askd. bekuse ron is mad at me harry sed. y hurmyownie askd. i dunno harry sed. o sed hurmyownie well i hoap u r happy soon. thanks sed harry.

Suddenly, the Grammar Beastä appeared out of nowhere. "What is this?" it cried out in frustration. "This is utterly unreadable!" With that, the Grammar Beastä smote Harry and Hermione with a Spelling Blastä. Suddenly, Harry and Hermione were able to speak and spell better than a four year old! His work done, the Grammar Beastä disappeared as suddenly as he came.

"Uh, what was that?" Harry asked, blinking in complete and utter confusion.

"I...don't really know myself," Hermione whispered back. "Maybe we should just get out of here..."

"Yes. Yes, we should," Harry replied, grabbing Hermione's hand and dragging her back to Gryffindor tower.

~Fin~