AN: Someone whined at me, so I'm continuing again. By the way, expect of cameo appearances from different games. Also, since I'm so used to writing originals at the moment, I forgot to put in a disclaimer.

Disclaimer: I don't own Legend of Dragoon, or the Legend of Zelda. I wished I did though...*sigh*. BUT, I half own the reincarnations of Lloyd, Rose and Lavitz.

Chapter 3: The Respectable Master Lloyd. Not.

Lloyd followed the royal servants who were carrying Queen Lisa on a stretcher into the palace. There, they sent for the royal doctors and medics. Lloyd frowned.

"Soa, it's not that serious. Just do this!" Lloyd concentrated and...

"WATER!!!" and casted a water spell on the Queen, drenching her. She regained consciousness, though she was spluttering and choking from that immense amount of water. The servants looked in horror at Lloyd.

"What?" he shrugged. Their eyes were huge from shock

"You tried to kill her!" They pointed at him. He crossed his arms.

"No...I tried to revive her..." Lloyd corrected them. They still looked at him horror, not because of the Queen, but because of all that water splashed everywhere, seeping into the carpet making it really, really disgusting. Suddenly a small man with a moustache and wearing red overalls and holding a plunger jumped out of no where, and said...

"Itza me! Mario!" Lloyd looked at the tiny Italian man.

"Er...what are you doin here...?"

"Well, it looksa like you needa plumbing!"

"No...we don't...the water is...er...well...it just appeared..."

"Ita musta be your pipes!"

"No...we need a cleaner."

"Alrighta fine, you don't needa me here then..." Mario turned to leave "...stupid little boy..." he muttered "...mada me leave my vacation fora no reason...here I waza with Purincess Peach..." he disappeared into thin air. Lloyd raised an eyebrow.

"This is the weirdest fanfic ever..."

"No, Lloyd, that's an understatement. I've read weirder." Navi said.

"Okay then." Lloyd said content with conclusion.

***

After Queen managed to stop choking, she looked at Lloyd. Again. Lloyd just looked back. Navi whispered into his ear.

"Aren't you getting uneasy that she's staring at you for so long. I know I am!"

"Well..." Lloyd began to answer, still staring back at the Queen "I'm used to being stared at, 'cos all the Wingly girls use to stare at me ALL the time 'cos I was good looking. There were also a few desperate ones who were stalking me. I even got a nickname: The Silver Prince, though sometimes it changes to Platinum..."

"ARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!" Navi tried to slap her forehead, but realised she had no arms. Lloyd laughed. Such a...erm..."modest" young Wingly-man...

"Heh heh heh..." By this time, Queen Lisa has given up staring at Lloyd, because his hair was too shiny, and it began to hurt her eyes. Lisa elegantly walked to her throne chair.

"Master Lloyd, are hear you are a traveller who united the humans and Winglies of Fletz."

"Uh...yeah...why?" Lloyd asked, confused. He's never encountered royalty before.

"For decades, no one has been able to unite the humans and Winglies of Fletz. It is amazing that you can do such a thing, we are so deeply honoured to meet you..." The Queen stood up and walked slowing towards him, then she bowed humbly in front of him. Lloyd freaked.

"Now...wait a minute! Hold onto your horses...if you have any. There is no way you are gonna bow to me, a lowlife Wingly from Ulara!!! Oops...revealed myself..." Queen Lisa gasped at Lloyd's true species.

"You ARE a Wingly! That explains that whole look you have there...you look a lot like Lloyd..."

Now that he was found out, might as well just give in, so he said: "That's me, that's my name!"

"No..." Queen Lisa frowned. "I mean Lloyd!"

"Yes, that's who I am!"

"No, LLOYD!!!"

"I AM LLOYD!!!"

"DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH?!"

"YES, I DO!!! YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT MY UNCLE LLOYD!!! I'M AM HIM!!! I'M HIS REINCARNATION!!!! AAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!"

"Hey, that's my line." Navi piped. Lloyd was unimpressed.

"Shut up."

"Anyway..." The Queen continued. "I would like to ask you a favour."

"Okay, I'm all ears." Lloyd said cheerfully. Queen Lisa returned to her seat.

"Though you claim to be a lowlife Wingly, I ask of you to go to Bale, where you will take this letter..." suddenly out of no where a letter came out "and give it to King Albert of the Duchy of Bale. And since the prince's birthday is coming up, I have put in the letter that you should be one of the special guests because of your intelligence and speech making and giving."

"What?! I can't do that! Remember I said I was a lowlife traveller!" Then Lloyd paused. Intuition gave way. "Anyway, who is this prince?!"

"His name is Lavitz..." Suddenly the little light bulb in his head lit up. Or it could have been Navi next to his ear. Lloyd pretended to reconsider.

"Well...I've heard of this Lavitz, I've heard of how he's really good and kind and everything, just never knew which kingdom he came from...maybe I'll take this offer just to see him for myself and admire him..." This is my chance to meet Lavitz! Then all I hafta do is find Rose... Lloyd thought as he saw Queen Lisa smile and nod in approval.

"Excellent. I am so pleased that you will go. Now rest a while, before you leave."

Background resting music appeared, and the absolute darkness.

"This is soooo weird..." Lloyd broke the tranquility. Navi groaned. Too tired to yell.

***

Meru and Guaraha and their daughter, Jehnya, were travelling to Bale to visit King Albert and to celebrate his son, Crown Prince Lavitz's eighteenth birthday. They bumped into Dart and Family on the way.

"Ah, Meru! Guaraha!!! How are you?" Dart said. He pushed forward Rose. "This is my daughter, Rose"

"Hi!" Rose said. Meru introduced her daughter to them. A beautiful girl with pale hair and reddish eyes curtsied politely.

"This is my daughter, Jehnya. It seems we have been busy during the last decade or so." Meru said.

"Yes, it has..." Shana said. She looked around. Rose disappeared. Shana began to panic. "Where is Rose?!"

***

Rose saw a monster in the distance, and snuck off to kill it. She followed it to some trees when suddenly...WHOOSH!!! CUT!!! BLEED!!!

An arrow zoomed passed Rose and landed next to her, after it grazed her arm. She winced and held her arm in pain, blood oozing between her fingers. "WHO'S THERE?!"

"HOLY CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!! I HIT SOMEONE!!!" A youth, possibly eighteen years of age, hopped out of the tree and landed softly on the ground. He had short, soft, windswept hair, clear sky-blue eyes, and a tall, well built figure. His eyes were full of worry.

"IT WAS YOU!!! YOU SHOT ME!!!" Rose pointed an accusing winger at the youth. She has never been so angry. NO ONE has ever tried to shoot her before. To her, it was the unthinkable. "HOW DARE YOU SHOOT ME!!! JUST WAIT TILL I GET MY HANDS AROUND YOUR FILTHY NECK...!!!" All worry disappeared from the youth's eyes. Instead, he looked at Rose with a frown.

"Hah! An arrow would do THAT much to you?! I'd hate to see what would happen when someone runs you through with a knife!" He had a clear, soft voice, but still, that didn't hide the spite in it. Rose fumed.

"JUST YOU WAIT!!!" She said, turning to return to her family, and still holding onto her arm. "I'LL GET YOU!!!" She left. The youth retrieved his arrow.

"Hmph, the nerve..." He said, cleaning the blood on the arrow head with the grass. A man wearing the Duchy of Bale uniform came running towards the youth.

"Your Highness! Your father has been looking for you!!!" The man said, bowing in front of the youth.

"Arise." The youth said. "Well, I had my fun for today. I will return." He walked before the man.

"Prince Lavitz, we have a carriage by the forest..."

"Oh really? How convenient...thank you very much." Lavitz and his servant head towards the carriage and left for Bale.

***

Lloyd left Fletz, full of provisions, thanks to the Queen, and headed towards the borderline of Tiberoa and Serdio.

"Woot! Party!" Lloyd said excitedly. Navi flew around in shame.

"You're hopeless." She concluded. Lloyd glared at her.

"You've been telling me that twenty times already." He was going to swat the little fairy when...

"Oi...psst..." There by the rock, was the masked, hooded man that sent Lloyd on this quest in the first place.

"Eh...? Oh hi! It's you again..." Lloyd turned from polite to vicious. "WHAT IS IT NOW?!"

"So rude..." the masked man said. "I'm here because I decided to help you."

"That would be very good, thank you." Lloyd said sarcastically.

"Hey! I know what's going on, I think if I go with you it would be a major advantage..."

"Alright, alright...but are you going to stay masked?! It's so friggin' conspicuous!!!"

"Fine, I'll take it off..." Off came the mask. Lloyd screamed and fainted in shock. Navi fluttered around. The masked man was...Cloud Strife. Kingdom Heart's style.

"What?!" Cloud said. "just wait till you see who's coming along as well..." and from the rocks, out came...

"Chun Li?!!!" And just when Lloyd came to again, he went out cold back again. Cloud wasn't finished yet.

"Oi!!! Wake up!!! Don't you want me to fill you in with yet more details?!" He shook Lloyd's limp body. No response. Chun Li raised an eyebrow and would have crossed her arms were it not for her spiky, black bracelets.

"Well, Cloud, he was VERY pleased to meet us..." she said sarcastically.

"Hmm...I reckon all these cameos are getting to his head..." Cloud stood up, scratching his chin. Navi fluttered around.

"You think?!" she said rudely. Cloud narrowed his eyes.

"When I was following you both, I noticed that you wished to slap your forehead. Let me help you..." He swung his arm and swatted Navi into a large rock, which began to crack due to the impact. Fortunately for her, she was still alive. Just very dazed. VERY dazed.

AN: Due to the fact that there are so many cameos, I'm gonna hafta put disclaimers at the end of every chapter, so it won't ruin the chapter for you.

Another Disclaimer: I don't own Super Mario, Final Fantasy VII, Kingdom Hearts or Street Fighter. Dang...