All I want for Christmas

By: AG

A/N: WOOO!!!! AG is back from the dead!!!! No really LoL. I'm sorry I havnt submitted ...(is that even a word?) anything for the longest time. I will never give up on Zim, and Jimmy is not nor will ever replace that show- but for now- my new love, Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius, and Cindy Vortex! Here is my Christmas fic!!
Happy Reviews make for Happy Authors!
*Chapters updated Weekly if your lucky*
*Im gonna have a camo of one cartoon char thats not in the show appear every chaper
Its obviouse, but funny*
**PLEASE NO SPEELING/GrAmMaR CORRECTIONS OR COMMENTS!! THIS IS NOT MY ENGLISH CLASS!!!!!!**

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The sun slowly rose over digital clock on the night stand with the rocket on it switched from 6:59 to 7:00am. Jimmy's alarm went off.

Alarm: Yo I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want. So tell me whatcha want, whatcha really really want. I want- I want- I want- I really really wanna Zig-a-Zig ah!

The peacefull, calming air...of a God forsaken Monday morning.

Alarm: If you want my future, forget my past. If you want to get with me, better make it fast.

James Isac Neutron slept soundly in his bed, not yet awoken by the...music.

Alarm: Now dont go wastein, My preshish time. Get your act together, we could be just fine.

His room was a complete mess, even though Judy had complained over and over...well it still hadnt got done. Clothes, tools, books, magazines, CDs and random metal Dog chew toys.

Alarm: I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want. So tell me whatcha want, whatcha really really want. I want- I want- I want- I really really wanna Zig-a-Zig ah!

Slowly but surly, the music got into Jimmy's brain. Go figure it would take until it got the chorse and , unknowingly, started to hum along.

Jimmy (mutter/half asleep): "...if ya...wanna be my..lover....you gotta get with my friends...make it last for-(opens eyes) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Jimmy looked around frantic, and acting contaminated.

Alarm: "cause friendship never ends! If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give. Taken is to eay but thats the way it is!"

That was the last line that came out as a flamming fist came down on top of the alarm and the CD poped out. Jimmy reached over his bed, brushed bed-head bangs away from his eyes and picked up the CD. He licked his top lip as if pondering revenge. He called out into the hallway as he stood up out of bed.

Jimmy (calling): "GEE! Look What I found!! Boy Goddard sure does love..(glances and CD and squints)......the Spice Girls..........Oh yeah... espicially that Baby one.. he will have fun chewing on-"

Joanie (comes running in): "NO NO NO!!! Give it Back!! It was just a Joke!!"

Jimmy snickerd and held the CD up high out of reach of his 7-year-old sister. Being 17 himself, he didnt have to hold it up very high.

Jimmy: "It's your fault. You know the rule... you put somthing in my room.........theres an 99.9% chance..............you will never see it again. (grin)"

Joanie looked around in defeat, as he was a heck of a lot taller, and wasteing her engery jumping for it wouldnt help. She looked down and observed that he was still bare footed. She smirked and jumped up again, and landed right on his right foot. Too bad for Jimmy, her fad that year was hiking boots. He grunted and promply droped the CD, sitting back on the bed looking at the little marks on his toes as his little sister ran out laughing. He narrowed his eyes. This was a never ending battle, and she always won. If by some chance, he did win...then he would get in trouble- as the words from his mother: "Your Older- you should set a Mature example!"

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Judy (opening a can of cat food): "Yes Nebulas. Its comming. Just waite."

Nebulas, Joanie's orange and white cat rubbed up against Judy's legs with a purr. Jimmy had tried to tell his little sister he would of been more than happy to build her a pet, but she wouldnt hear of it. Joanie wanted something real. This is what started Goddard's never ending hate for cats. Though Jimmy always reassured his mechanical friend: in 20 years, when that cat is dead and burried, Goddard would still be alive and kicking.
Jimmy quickly rushed down the stairs, grabed a soda and was out the door, almost.

Judy (gabbing Jimmy's backpack, pulling him back in the house): "Nice try, James. You know theres no soda for breakfast!"

Jimmy: "But Mother! How many times must I explaine that the ammount of caffine and carbonation does good for a boost of energy, getting ready for a fun full day of knowlage?"

Hugh (at the table, eating waffels): "Jim's got a point. I drank soda everyday when I was his age- and look at me now!"

Hugh sat up looking proud as a chunk of waffel fell from the fork he was holding up and landed with a splotch on the table. Jimmy raised a single brow and glanced back at Judy.

Jimmy: "On second thought, Mom, good ol' vitiam C gives the same jolt!"

Judy rolled her eyes and set the bowl of cat food down for Nebulas. Jimmy poured a glass of orange juice and was out the door. The first thing he did once out was slip on the icy wet steps.

Jimmy: "Oof!....Winter...beautiful."

Song: Its that time, Christmas time is here
Everybody knows theres not a better time of year

Jimmy got in his car. It was a red station wagon. It was junk, but hey it did its job, atleast til he got a real car.
He started the engine and it smoked and coughed, obviously had frozen over the night. Jimmy growled and cursed under his breath.

Hear that sleigh?
Santa's on his way!
Hip,Hip Hooray for Christmas Vacation!

It started and Jimmy backed out of the driveway and headed towards Retrovill High. He sighed and blew his bangs away from his eyes. Last day of school. Winter Break hadnt come soon enough. The car infront of him had a Christmas tree tied to the roof. Jimmy smiled as he rememberd that his family was going to go rent a log cabbin up in the moutians- pick out a wild tree and have a nice quiet white Christmas. Jimmy looked forward to the trip. All of a sudden the rope snapped and the tree slid off the top of the car and landed on Jimmy's Hood. He screamed and skid to a stop.

Got a ton of stuff to celibrate
(Jinga ling ling ling ling)
Now its gettin closer I cant waite
(Jinga ling ling ling ling)

He narrowed his brows in frustration as the guy picked the tree back up. Oh was he ever looking foward to the trip.

Gonna make this Holiday as perfect as can be
Just waite and see, This Christmas Vacation!
End Song

***

Carl and Sheen were sitting next to each other in History 1st period. Jimmy had yet to arrive. Sheen leaned back and proped his sneakers on the desk.

Carl: "I dunno Sheen...I think buying stuff from the internet is a little unsafe...I mean.. your basicly giving your credit card number out to the world."

Sheen: "So? It's not my card! It's my Dad's"

Carl: "..............You fail to see my point."

Sheen: ".......Well.....where else are you gonna get any Ultra Lord merchindise!? They stopped selling it a long time agao!"

Carl: "That's because its ....'out', Sheen."

Sheen kinda rolled his eyes. True, Ultra Lord had been long sensed Out Dated, and even Sheen himself had to move on (when he discoverd girls), however a childhood obsession as bad as his Ultra Lord craze had been, never truly leaves you, and Sheen would every so often stand in the middle of his walk in closet and take pride in his old Ultra Lord collection.

Sheen: "Well...I found the Ultra Lord Boxer shorts on E-Bay for $59.99!!"

Jimmy (comming up infront of Sheen to sit down): "60 bucks for underpants?"

Sheen (offended): "Boxers!! BOX-ERS! And No! Did you mis hear!? 59.99."

Jimmy looked to Carl who rolled his eyes. Jimmy smirked and sat back finially able to relax. Not like this class was anything diffacult for him. He never really had any intrest to jump a grade, he wanted to keep things simple and easy, so he could devote more time to his invention. Why stress over school. He already knew what college he was going into. The applacation had been sent when he was 6 years old, and axcepted!

Miss Bitters: "Ok! Shut up! All of you!! We're going to have the exam today, So you can go on Vacation and worry the entire time about your quarter grade!"

The entire class groaned. Jimmy cheerd, and then got an irratating glare from Sheen. Miss Bitters handed out the tests and Jimmy was done in 10 minutes. He glanced at the clock. Two more hours to go. He yawned and leaned back and closed his eyes. Jim was about to drift off when he was tapped on the shoulder. He opend one eye.

Sheen: "Pst! Jimmy! What year was the Decloration of independance signed?"

Jimmy's jaw kind hung open as he stared at his friend in di beliefe. How the heck did this guy get through eighth grade!?

Cindy: "June, 28th, 1776."

Cindy snickerd at Jimmy, who upon hearing he was beatin at an anwser, snaped out of his state of shock. He simply fliped Cindy the finger. She always did this. Always tried to beat him at an anwser whenever possible. Instead of getting angry at the gester (as she would of a few years back) she simply smiled sweetly.

Cindy (mean, scarcastic tone): "Why of corse, James. Shal we do it in the Girl's Locker Room or the boy's?"

And Jimmy, instead of being shocked or embarassed (as he would of been a few years back) simply just grined right back at her.

Jimmy (just as scarcastic): "I think the girl's would be quite efficiant."

Cindy gave a thumbs up and turned back around. Jimmy mentally patted himself on the back, as he had won that one. He and Cindy's relationship took wrong turns, loop de loops and went backwards from when they were kids. They were either hateing each other, or loving each other. All feelings had been revealed in 7th grade, after Nick had broken Cindy's heart, but after one small kiss, it was never heard from again. Neither Jimmy or Cindy seemed like they had any intention of surfaceing it again. For now, they remained nutral and still rivals.
What happend the rest of the class was a blurr to Jimmy, as well as the rest of day. It was boring as it usualy would be on the last day of school before a vacation. Around 2:30 Jimmy said good bye to his locker and went to meet Carl and Sheen outside. Sheen was complaining that the ground wasnt icy for sliding anymore. Jimmy decided to change the subject.

Jimmy: "So? what are you guys doing this Christmas?"

Carl: "Oh you know. Just a nice relaxing quiet Christmas at home with the family" (stupid giggle)

Sheen (over excited): "Im Going to the beach!! Im gonna go surfing, and parasailing, an-"

Carl: "But .. I thought your dad said you would do that in July."

Sheen: "Nah. We're going skieing in July."

Jimmy and Carl snickerd. Sheen, however, saw nothing wrong with his plans.

Sheen: "What about you, Jim?"

Jimmy: "Well.....me and my family have rented a cabin up north for the week. Its in the middle of the moutains. Its gonna be kinda like camping. We're getting our Christmas tree out of the woods and everything."

Carl: "Wow! That sounds like what Cindy's doing.. shes doing the same thing, yeah."

Jimmy: "........That's nice Carl. I dont care about Cindy."

Sheen: "Hey Hey! Jimmy! If you get eatin by a bear, can I have all the cool stuff in your room!?"

Jimmy: ".....................................................................................................sure."

Sheen jumped for joy. Jimmy rolled his eyes and said good bye, got in his car- backed up and crashed!

Jimmy: "What The!?"

He glanced out his rear view mirror to see Cindy having a ranging hit- he had backed up right into (and broke) her head light. He cringed. She was about to get out of the car when Jimmy decided t o just deal with it later, and drove away quickly.

Cindy: "NEUTRON!! YOUR GONNA PAY FOR THAT SOONER OR LATER!! IM GONNA GET YOU!!!!!!"

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Hugh, Judy and Joanie (singing): "...I just want you for my own! More than you could ever know! Make my wish come true. All I want for Chirstmas is yoooooooooouuuuuuuuu! I dont want a lot for Christmas! There is just one thing I need!"

Jimmy was going cross eyed in the back seat. He now wished he was dealing with Cindy. He was shoved up against luggage and Goddard, who had insisted he needed to lay down. His family's singing was driving hims insane.

Jimmy: "Mom...Mom............MOTHER!"

Judy (stops singing): "What is it Jimmy!?"

Jimmy: "Tell me why again I wasnt allowed to drive my own car?"

Judy: "because it gets very icy and slipery up here. Your not used to driving on slipery roads. It would be too dangerous."

Hugh: "Besides Jimmy...dont you want to spend some quality time with us? Its Christmas! Its time to get together and love."

Joanie(Taunting): "And You get to kiss me under the mistole while mom takes a picture!"

Jimmy: "What!? Mom you said that last year was the last year I had to do that!"

Judy: "Ohh but you two look so cute! I just love those!"

Jimmy: "This Sucks!"

Hugh: "Language. Remember, Santa's watching."

Jimmy: "Santa" (rolls eyes) "."

This comment was returned with a very evil glare from his mother who motioned to his sister. Judy's scolding looks were enough to crush a man's soul. Jimmy slinked down and glanced out the window with a sigh.

Hugh(singing): "...I wont even stay awake, to hear those magic raindeer play! Take it away Jim-Jam!"

Jimmy (reluctantly): "Cause I just want you hear tonight, Holding on to me so tight! What more can I do?"

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Cindy: "Baby all I want for Christmas is you!"

Cindy sat in the back seat snapping her fingers. She paused her singing.

Cindy: "How much longer til we get there?"

Cindy'sDad: "Oh just about 6 hours."

Cindy shruged and put her head phones on. She was sooo looking foward to this vacation. She glanced down at the cabbin key in her hand. She smiled as their car drove North towards the icy mountains.

All the lights are shining
So brightly everywhere
And the sound of children's
Laughter fills the air
And everyone is singing
I hear those sleigh bells ringing
Santa won't you bring me the one I really need -
won't you please bring my baby to me...

Jimmy's familys car turned onto a very peacefull moutain road. Goddard stuck his head outthe window and barked happily. They finially pulled up the drive way of a nice 2 story old log cabin. Jimmy quickly grabbed the keys- eager to get out of the car. He went and unlocked the front door and steped in. Cindy's family car pulled up to the back of the Cabin. Cindy hopped out and opend the sliding glass door.

Make my wish come true
Baby all I want for Christmas is
You...

Jimmy(Walking): "Sledding! Exploring!"

Cindy(Walking): "Peace! Quiet!"

Jimmy: "But best of all..."

Cindy: "Absolutly no.."

Jimmy went to flick on the living room light- to finda hand already on it- he jumped insuprise and the light flicked on. You can only guess who he was faceing.

Jimmy/Cindy(in union): "CINDY!?" "JIMMY!?"

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End Of Chapter one
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I will try to get the second chapter up by next week, but its going to be hard. I've been the hospital alot lately.