|Sailor Moon Versus the Irken Invasion!
Author: KidKourage PM
Wellllll...the title tells it all! This here is a parody of the NA dub of 'Sailor Moon' featuring everyone's favorite alien menace! Part 3=Big giant spaceship! Watch as the cuteness of Rini nearly screws everything up! Conclusion!Rated: Fiction K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,428 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 11-24-02 - Published: 11-10-02 - id: 1060588
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Sailor Moon Versus The Irken Invasion
An Invader Zim/Sailor Moon Crossover Story by KidKourage
Oh My Gods There's More?!
Hello, friends. I call you 'friends' because if you like this story then you are very nice friends! ^_^ Oooo, already with the horribly constructed sentences that have many prepositional phrases that make them clunky and hard to read! Well, it's certainly been a crazy week I've spent writing this thing…and finally it will draw to a close. I am glad. I am also glad because I am not a penguin. O.o
Oh, I hope that this wonderful chain of events that is happening to me just keeps on happening! This new season of 'Sailor Moon' rocks so hot, and it should never end, ever! Uh oh…what's this…'final episode?!' What?! After all that waiting, only three lousy episodes?! I'm so angry, angry, angry that…wait, show's starting. Must watch. Rant later. *drool*
Episode 3—The Great Big Final Showdown of Love and Truth!
(Once again with the tinny jewelry box music.)
Sailor Moon (voice over): This time on 'Sailor Moon,' everything happens and it's all really bad and stuff!
(We see the Sailor Scouts looking quite disturbed at the fact that there is a humongous spaceship hovering over the city.)
Sailor Moon: Who's behind the mysterious appearance of the spooky spaceship? Can it really be that Rini's friend Zim wants to destroy the Earth?
(We see Rini go flying—the result of an attack that we don't see on account of that might just spoil the whole plot. Then we see reaction shots of all the Sailor Scouts going '*gasp!*' Wait…we saw that last time too…well, maybe this time it'll actually happen.)
Sailor Moon: He won't get away with it if the Sailor Scouts have anything to do with it! But how will we stop the evil Irken Empire? Just stay right there…
(By now you know the drill—it's Sailor Moon doing something cute at you.)
Sailor Moon: And send DIC all your money! *giggle!*
(As a very special treat, we have something totally different for you today! It's…the 'Sailor Moon Theme Song!' Oh, yay, we haven't heard that in ages! Let's sing along like the mindless preskoolers we are! 'Never running from a real fight—she is the one named Sailor Moon!')
(This episode begins right where the last one left off—forcing you, the audience, to remember from one day to the next what's going on. Wow! Nickelodeon and DIC are giving you credit for having some intelligence! What a concept! Anyhow, the scene is at Zim's 'mysterious house,' where the five Sailor Scouts have been 'doing battle' with the alien as little pink Rini watches from captivity—she's tied to a chair. Wish she's been gagged too…)
Rini: Oh no! What was that rumbling sound that I heard?
Sailor Moon: Yeah, I really have no idea!
Zim: ¬_¬………….is it just me or are these sailor-humans really, really stupid? Ijusttoldyouthat!
Sailor Jupiter: You did? I don't remember that…
Sailor Venus: Yeah, mind saying it again?
Sailor Mercury: Or we could just go outside and see for ourselves.
Sailor Moon (turning to Mercury, shocked): Mercury! You know we can't go out there yet! We hafta stand around and let Zim threaten us some more so people can think we might not win this battle!
Sailor Venus: Yeah, duh! Did you forget, girl? If we don't get a little scared first, how can we act all especially brave and overcome all odds to win later?
Zim: Eh? What're you talking about? What's going on here?
Gir (waving his arms wildly): Hiiiiiiiiiiii! I'm a cute robot! Over here!
Sailor Mercury: *sigh* Fine. (without any feeling whatsoever) So, Zim, how bad do you think you're gonna beat us today?
Zim: Oh…very bad indeed! Yes! You will be sorely defeated by the might of the Irken Armada and destroyed until every molecule of your being screams for mercy! Andyouwillgetnone! And your ugly little planet? Reduced to smoking rubble to be rebuilt at the whim of the Almighty Tallest! Muhahahahaaaaaaaaa!
Sailor Moon: *gasp!* Oh no! You…bad person!
Sailor Venus: You can't just go around messing up people's homes like that!
Sailor Jupiter: Yeah!
Zim: Oh, I think I can. Just look outside, girls. I think you'll find that the Armada is very well-equipped to do just that!
Sailor Moon: Outside? But what's…
Sailor Jupiter: I'll bet the Armada's outside, isn't it?!
Sailor Venus: We should run out there and look at it!
Sailor Mercury: ………………………..
(With that, the Sailor Scouts throw open the door to Zim's house and run outside onto the lawn. They quickly notice that the sky has turned completely black, and that all the lights in the city have mysteriously gone out—'Sailor Moon' villains always do this, and I have dubbed it 'the magic trick of the day.' They turn their gazes skyward, only to see a big giant spaceship hanging in the air above the city. It is very big.)
Sailor Jupiter: Oh man! What's with that big giant spaceship that just appeared there?
Rini (trying to hop over on her chair): I wanna see! I wanna see!
Sailor Mars: I'm getting a really bad vibe from that big giant spaceship…(the other Scouts turn to look at her in surprise, as this is the first time she's spoken in this episode) What? It's giving off really bad vibes, I said!
Sailor Moon (collapsing in tears): I'm scared! Waaaaaaaaaaah! We'll never be able to stop that!
Zim (joining the girls outside): So…you admit defeat already? As you should! For the mighty…um…might of the Irken invasion is far too great for you five stupid humans to do anything about!
Sailor Moon: Waaaaah! You're right! Let's give up without a fight, guys. I don't want to see any of you die again!
Sailor Mars: We died before?
Sailor Mercury: Remember? Before the battle with Queen Beryl? We all got killed by the Doom and Gloom Girls?
Sailor Venus: No…I thought we just got captured. I'm pretty sure we didn't die.
Sailor Jupiter: We helped Sailor Moon in spirit form, but that was because we were somewhere else, not because we were dead.
Sailor Moon: Gosh, Mercury, you sure are acting weird today. I just said that because…er…I dunno why, why did I?
(Everyone in the scene falls over sideways like in the last episode and the one before that and all the others too.)
Zim: Are you surrendering or what? I haven't got all day—I've gotta hurry if I'm gonna be in time to fire the first volley in Earth's organic sweep.
Sailor Mars: Surrender? As if!
Zim: Well then I'll just have to take you prisoner. Gnomes! Capture the sailor-females!
(The fleet of garden gnomes activate and roll forward to grab the Sailor Scouts in their iron grips. All five of them.)
Sailor Moon: Hey! You're not supposed to capture me! You're just supposed to capture my four best friends! Now how am I supposed to come save them with the power of love?
Zim: o.ô I have no idea what you're talking about. You are all my prisoners, and we are all going to the Massive so I can present you to my Tallest and get a really big commendation for doing such a good job as an Invader. They pretty much worship the ground I walk on, you know. Now…to use my amazing teleportation powers to teleport us onto the spaceship!
(Bet you didn't know Zim had amazing teleportation powers, didja? Well, this is a crossover with 'Sailor Moon,' after all. It would appear as though our Irken friend has inherited some of the obligatory powers of every typical anime villain—including teleportation. Yay! The six disappear all mysteriously, leaving Rini and Gir behind.)
Rini: Wait! Wait! I wanna go too! (she looks down at her feet miserably) What'm I gonna do now?
Gir: Hey, pinky! Wanna play tiddlywinks?!
Rini: Oooooooo, you wanna be my friend?
Gir (dreamily): You're sooooo piiiiiink…I like pink…
Rini: But I can't play if I'm all tied up like this so what should we do?
Gir (shrugging): Ah kin untie ya…eeeeeeeeeeeeheehee! (he dances around the room in usual Gir fashion)
Rini: Oh, goodie! (thinking—suddenly she has half a brain, even though she didn't before) Now I can go save the girls and be a real hero so they'll like me!
(Even though Gir hasn't been seen to untie Rini yet, she is now untied. Guess they didn't think it was necessary to show the actual untying. Or the restraints just disintegrated miraculously. Oh, well. Rini gets up from her chair and skips over to the door.)
Rini: I'm gonna go to the spaceship now! I hope I get there in time to help Sailor Moon and also have some nice emotional dialogue where I cry cuz Zim doesn't love me!
Gir: Okee dokee! See ya later! (he waves for a second, then turns on the TV and starts laughing hysterically at…)
(Commercial for Jif Peanut Butter! It's the peanut butter that shows you care about your kids more than any other choice of peanut butter! If you buy Skippy, your kids will know you don't love them, so fool them by buying Jif! Oh, and did you know that it takes four cups of Lysol to equal the cleaning power of just one cup of Pine-Sol? You'd have to be an idiot not to see that Pine-Sol is the better buy, especially cuz that nice lady with the braids says so, and she is very smart! Well, now that the commercials have told you how you should live your life, it's time to get back to the show! Aw…but wait, be glad, cuz now the Sailor Scouts are on the Massive!)
Sailor Jupiter: Where are we?
Sailor Mercury: We're on the alien spaceship, obviously. That's where Zim said he was taking us, and anyway all this technology is much too advanced…to…be…(she trails off as she takes note of all the really awesome computer-y stuff all over the bridge of the Massive. If it's possible to be in love with such things, then Mercury certainly is)…wow…
Zim: Yes, yes, it is very amazing. u.u Of course your human brain can't begin to comprehend—
Sailor Mercury (pointing): A matter transporter! (she looks around, and gasps anew) And that's a navigational tracking system! And…is that a photon energy cannon?!
Zim: u.o…o.o…the human knows of our technology? But how? Oh, no matter. It's not like you know how to work any of it even if you do know what it is. (he grins cheerily at his prisoners) Well! Time to go throw you five at the feet of the Tallest!
Sailor Mars: You keep saying that—'Tallest.' Who're they?
Zim: Who are…who are they?! The Almighty Tallest are the absolute rulers of the entire Irken Empire, which extends across several hundred light years and is expanding every day! A command from them is law on over 2,000 planets! How can you not have heard of them?!
Sailor Jupiter: They sound pretty funky to me. (yay for unnecessary slang!)
Sailor Moon: I'm scared!
Sailor Venus: Wish I had an Almighty Tallest…or two…
Zim (smacking his forehead in frustration): Just come on!
(He walks away. Oh, didn't you know? Since the commercial break the gnomes have evaporated into thin air and pretty much nothing is holding the Scouts captive other than the fact that they really can't get off the ship unless they want to just fall off it and die on impact. Still, rather than even trying, they follow Zim like a troupe of sheep. Well, all except Mercury.)
Sailor Mercury (still staring dazedly): All that…power…
Sailor Mars (returning and grabbing Mercury's arm): Come on! We're following Zim to our doom at the hands of whatever it is these Tallest people are now!
Sailor Mercury: Oh…okay…(she is dragged away)
(The girls are led down several twisty, stereotypically dark hallways until Zim finds the door he's looking for.)
Sailor Venus (pointing at the lifeforms guarding the door): Hey, look, more aliens like Zim!
Zim (whirling on Venus): Fool! I am nothing like these pathetic guard-drones! I am an Invader! (he turns back around and fixes the guards with an imperious stare) I am here to see the Tallest.
Div (you are so happy now, no?): O.o……..Zim?
Vix (waving happily and grinning): Yo, shrimp! Howzit goin'?
Sailor Jupiter: Hey, she said some slang words! Tubular!
Div: Are these…things…your prisoners, Zim?
Vix (staring at Sailor Moon's head): Meatballs…mmmmm…
Zim: Yes, of course they are. (getting irritated) And I'd like to hand them over to the Tallest now, so—
Sailor Moon: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeek! It's on my head! Gettit off! Gettit off! (she runs around in circles wailing)
Vix (latched on tight): Whee! Faster! Faster!
Sailor Mars: Don't worry, I'll get 'er! Mars…Flame…Sniper! (she fires off her fire arrow at Vix, who falls off Sailor Moon in surprise—but doesn't get hit)
Vix: Oof! Heeeey, I was just ridin' the meat-head creature…(she gets to her feet, a wild gleam in her eyes) You wanna fight? Then I'll show you what Imperial Guards can do! Come on, Div!
Div: Are you sure that's—
Sailor Venus: Venus…Love and Beauty…Shock!
Vix (leaping to the side): Ooooo, shiny! That's a pretty attack you've got there, girlie. But guess what! (she looks really super crazy now) I've got a shock staff! Woooo! Go me! (she runs at Venus to shock her real good)
Sailor Venus: Oh no!
Sailor Jupiter (jumping in front of Venus): Stand back! I'll karate kick her in a really super-powered way!
Div: That's not really that good an ide—
Vix: Bonzai! (she ducks Jupiter's flying kick and jabs the Scout with her staff) Now that's a shock!
Sailor Jupiter: Owie…
Sailor Moon: Oh no! My friend is hurt!
Zim: Brainless guard-female! Stop damaging my prisoners!
Div: Yeah, Vix, quit being so loud! You're gonna get the Tallest out he—
(Just then, the door the group has been standing around outside of for so long slides open in a very technological way. There isn't any spooky fog, though, a fact which does not pass unnoticed.)
Sailor Venus: Hey, how come there's no spooky fog?
Red (leaning out the door looking quite annoyed): What in the name of me is going on out here?
Sailor Mercury: So you're the Talles—
Sailor Moon (pointing): *gasp!* Who are you?!
Sailor Mercury: ¬_¬……………………..
(But we're gonna hafta wait a few minutes to see if Sailor Moon gets her answer, cuz it's now time for another commercial break! You really should buy a set of Blo-Pens, you know. Special offer! They come with magic markers! How can you go wrong with that? You should probably also check out 'Like Mike' at your local movie theater, and eat some Pop-Tarts while drinking Capri Sun orange juice. Did you do all that? Okay, then, you can have more show.)
Sailor Mars (pointing at Red): You're Zim's evil overlord, the one who rules the evil Empire and controls this spaceship with your evil might?
Red: *blink blink* What the…?
Div (bowing nervously): We're very sorry for the disturbance, my Tallest. Zim brought some prisoners on board from that planet below us and my partner was a little overzealously making sure that you were safe.
Vix: Yup! ^_^ I fried 'er real good.
Sailor Moon: You hurt my friend Jupiter. Waaaaaaaaaah!
Sailor Jupiter: Hey, I'm the one who got shocked, here—why are you crying?
Purple (coming over to the door): Hey, Laser Brain, who're you talking…to…(he trails off as he catches sight of Zim and the girls) o.o
Zim (sweeping a low bow): My Tallest. Now that you're both here I can present you with these prisoners I daringly captured on—
Purple: Zim?! Oh, great! That's just great! (he slaps Red upside the head, but at the last second the 'camera' switches to a shot of Sailor Venus looking at nothing)
Purple: I told you not to push the button. So what did you do? You pushed the button! (he points at Zim) And now we've got a Zim infestation!
Red (rubbing his head): How was I supposed to know what the button would do?
Purple: It was marked—'Button That'll Transport the Massive to Wherever It Is That Zim Is!'
Red: O_ô Why do we even have that button?
Zim: Um…my Tallest?
Purple: I don't know! But we do! We do and I told you not to push it!
Red: Well why did you put it where I could push it?!
Purple: I didn't realize you had no brain—I thought you had at least half of one!
Red: And why'd you make it red?! You knew that'd make me wanna push it!
Purple: You idiot!
Red (with the utmost condescension): What do you want, Zim?
Zim: I just wanted…to…
Sailor Moon (cutting in): You guys are gonna destroy my planet?
Red: Um…no? We're not here cuz we wanna be or anything.
Purple: You think we'd want to come within a parsec of Zim if we didn't have to?
Sailor Moon: You're lying! You're gonna destroy the Earth with your big lasers and stuff!
Red: ………well, lasers are pretty cool…
Sailor Moon: I knew it! You wanna hurt my friends! Well, I won't let you! I'll defeat you in the name of the Moon!
Purple (as an aside to Zim): Is this normal behavior for whatever kind of things these are?
Zim: It…would appear so.
Sailor Mercury (under her breath): Unfortunately, yes. And, as usual, it's up to me to be the only sane person in the room. (she tweaks one of her earrings and her goggles appear, processing data as the scene continues)
Sailor Mars: You can do it, Sailor Moon!
Sailor Venus: Yeah! And we'll help you!
Sailor Jupiter: Let's all put our hands on Sailor Moon's wand and yell stuff!
(Sailor Moon aims her mystical magical Moon Wand at the Tallest, who stare at it skeptically. Mars, Venus, and Jupiter take up their places next to their leader, each touching their fingers to the handle of the Wand. Mercury, meanwhile, pulls out her little Mercury Computer and starts hitting buttons, ignoring her compatriots entirely.)
Sailor Moon: We're gonna blast you horrible aliens!
Sailor Mars: Mars…Power!
Sailor Venus: Venus…Power!
Sailor Jupiter: Jupiter…Power!
Sailor Moon: Moon…Gorgeous…Meditation!
(There is a flash as the attack, which consists of a rainbow-colored beam of light, shoots out of the end of the Moon Wand and engulfs the stunned group of Irkens. It is a very dramatic moment. Then everything returns to normal, but…)
Sailors Moon, Mars, Venus, and Jupiter: O.O
Red: Well…that was…sparkly.
Purple: I kinda liked the sparkles.
Vix (gleefully): Me too! Um…I mean…me too…(she salutes smartly and clicks her heels together)…sirs!
Div: What were they doing?
Zim: Ha! Your little attack-thingy failed!
Sailor Moon: Waaaaaaaaah! I'm scared! What could've gone wrong?!
Sailor Mars: I don't know!
Sailor Jupiter: It always works!
Sailor Venus: Except when it doesn't like this and we have to get unexpectedly saved by—
(She is interrupted when a red rose comes flying out of nowhere and stabs into the floor of the hallway. It is accompanied by Spanish-sounding music.)
Sailor Moon: Tuxedo Mask!
Tuxedo Mask (stepping out of the shadows): Right you are, Sailor Moon! I, Tuxedo Mask, am here to save you! (the masked, top hat-wearing hero strides over, his cape billowing in a wind that isn't there, and addresses the Scouts) Don't give up, for the answer to this problem can be found in your own hearts. Remember everyone and everything you love on Earth, and you'll find the strength to fight.
Zim: That was a very pretty thing to say, Mister Hat-human…but you like all the other members of your pathetic species are stupid! Your planet won't be saved!
Red (whispering to Purple): I have no idea what's going on here.
Purple (whispering back): You think I do?
Sailor Moon: Well, okay, if Tuxedo Mask says so…(she raises her Wand for another try at the ol' Gorgeous Meditation)
(Just then, Rini pops into existence! Isn't that spooky? O.O She throws herself in front of Zim very dramatically.)
Rini: No, Sailor Moon, don't fight Zim!
Sailor Moon: How come?
Rini: Because I love him and stuff!
Zim: O.o………..Rini-human! How did you—
Rini (turning to Zim, eyes full of tears): I know you're an alien and that you're pretty evil, but I love you anyway! You're my best friend!
Zim (flatly): I thought I made it clear that I hate you.
Rini (shaking her pigtailed head): I don't care. Even if you don't love me I still love you. It doesn't matter if you feel the same cuz…(her brain zones out for a second, then flickers back to life)…I love you!
Red and Purple: *snicker snicker*
Vix: Zimmy's got a girlfrieeeeeeeend!
(In the face of this taunting, Zim completely loses his temper and very roughly shoves Rini away from him. She goes flying, inexplicably—he didn't push her that hard—and then we see those reaction shots from the opening summary of the Sailor Scouts *gasp!*-ing.)
Rini: Urg…that hurt…
Sailor Moon: *gasp!* You hurt Rini!
Sailor Venus: Oh no! Rini!
Sailor Jupiter: That was really mean to hurt Rini!
Sailor Mars: We should blast them good this time for hurting Rini!
Tuxedo Mask: That's right, girls! Your love for Rini will help you win this battle!
Sailor Mercury (muttering to herself): So now…if I hack into the ship's main computer…there! Now to transfer the energy for the teleportation…(luckily, she is going unnoticed as usual)
Rini: I'm scared! Waaaaaaaaah! (she pauses) Oh, wait, that's Serena's line.
Sailor Moon: I'm scared! Waaaaaaaaah!
Sailor Mars: Don't be scared, Sailor Moon—we're right here with you to fight!
Sailor Jupiter: We can totally win if we all work together!
Sailor Venus: Yeah! Let's go for it, girls!
Sailor Moon: *sniff* Okay.
Vix: Oooo, more sparkles! I can't wait!
Div: Vix, we're about to get attacked.
Vix: I know! ^.^ Isn't that cool?!
(Sailor Moon raises her Moon Wand to attack once more, and it shines very beautifully as she twirls and spins around to invoke its mystical pink power.)
Sailor Moon: Moon…Gorgeous…Medita—
Sailor Mercury (hitting a button on her computer): Yes! That should do it!
(Some stuff happens where the fabric of time and space is warped with pretty purple swirly stuff, and then the Sailor Scouts, Tuxedo Mask, and Rini are standing on the observation deck of Tokyo Tower—because every anime has to involve Tokyo Tower in one way or another—and the Massive is completely gone! Um…what?!)
Sailor Jupiter: Wow!
Sailor Venus: That was wild!
Sailor Mars: I didn't know you could do that!
Sailor Mercury (looking downward and blushing somewhat): Oh, well, it was nothing. I just used my vast knowledge of computers to—
Tuxedo Mask: Great job, Sailor Moon!
Sailor Mercury: O.O
Rini: You saved the Earth, Mommy!
Sailor Moon (smiling down on her insanely pink offspring): No I didn't, Rini.
Sailor Mercury: That's for darned sure! I was the one who—
Sailor Moon: We all saved the world. With the powers of love and truth.
Sailor Mercury (under her breath): Powers of love and truth my Aunt Fannie…¬_¬………….
Sailor Venus: What'd you say, Mercury?
Sailor Mercury (looking very rageful): I said—(she pauses, and the light in her eyes suddenly goes off and she grins stupidly) Who wants ice-cream?
Everyone Else: Meeeeeeee! *giggle!*
(Some really happy, bouncy music starts playing, and a very bad female voice starts wailing about how life in general and Sailor Moon in particular are very cool indeed. Now it's time for another 'Sailor Moon Says!' And this 'Sailor Moon Says' is very special indeed! Heheheh…)
Sailor Moon (voice over): Some people have no money at all, and no homes to live in either!
(We see a group of ragged, obviously sick hobos sitting in front of a brick wall with signs asking for food and money and pleading with passers-by to give them some of either or both. Sailor Moon steps into this scene and continues to address the audience, ignoring the plight of these poor unfortunates.)
Sailor Moon: Some of them might ask you for help when they see you, but you shouldn't give them any handouts.
(We see Mina walk by the homeless people. She is asked for money, but she ignores the request and keeps going. She waves to Sailor Moon as she passes her.)
Sailor Moon: You see, people with who don't have money are evil because they don't contribute anything to capitalism, which is what holds our wonderful country together! Yay!
(Sailor Moon steps closer to the 'camera' and continues.)
Sailor Moon: And when you give these leeches money, they probably just spend it on drugs or blah blah blah…
(As she continues to blabber on about how being homeless is a crime against humanity, in the background the hobos are approached by a skinny, spiky-haired young man in black, who offers them some pieces of paper in response to their cries for aid. The bums rejoice and the man looks vaguely pleased. Then the hobos throw the sheets of paper on their communal fire as fuel, and the man—who has quite a nice pair of boots, by the way—sighs heavily and starts to walk away…but then catches sight of Sailor Moon and sidles up to listen to this strange girl who's talking to invisible people.)
Sailor Moon: And anyway if they would all just get up off their lazy bottoms and get jobs, they could stop draining your parents' hard-earned tax dollars and start giving back to society for once! *giggle*
(Standing a yard or so away from Sailor Moon, the black-clad young man raises an eyebrow at this. As the heroine's speech continues further, he looks more and more annoyed, and eventually he unslings his backpack, crouches down on the sidewalk, and starts rummaging through it for something.)
Sailor Moon: So, kids, if you ever see some poor, sick people lying in the gutter, keep this in mind—they aren't helping their country or you, so why should you help them? And remember, if you give the homeless money, you are only feeding their drug habit.
(Sailor Moon does her cute little pose-y thing right there on the street, mugging for the camera and winking. Meanwhile, our mysterious background man seems to have found what he was looking for before, as he stands back up and grins wickedly.)
Sailor Moon: ^.^ Sailor Moon Sa—urk! Aargh aargh aargh gurgle…
O.O Well…that was…weird… Wait, was that the end?! That can't be the end! There's too many loose ends! Like…what happened to the Massive? It can't just have disappeared—it had to have gone somewhere. And why isn't Rini more upset that her crush is gone? She seemed pretty attached to him, and now all she's thinking of is ice-cream. Oh, and here's something—how did Tuxedo Mask get onto the Massive? And Rini—where'd she come from? It doesn't make sense! ¬.¬ Probably it all made sense in the original Japanese version, but we poor North Americans have to deal with the monsters of DIC and Nickelodeon censoring everything. Uh oh…big thought…what were all the other people in the world doing while there was a spaceship hovering over their city? Hmmm…well, nobody even seemed to notice much when a huge part of the city got totally leveled in S, even in the originals…okay, so 'Sailor Moon' isn't meant to make sense. And 'Invader Zim' isn't either. They're cartoon shows. O.O No I didn't mean it I love cartoons they rule and are the best kind of shows there are and I love them! *pant pant pant* Oh, man…that was a close one…well…I suppose it would take…the unholy union of…DIC and Nickelodeon…to make me question my faith…gods that was horrible…I wonder when they're gonna make more…
Never! Never never never! Don't even think about it! I've too many more other stories to busy myself with to get sidetracked again! Though…it was fun to write…o.o…uh oh…my mind is getting a mind of its own again… There's only one way to stop it, and that is to declare that it is
^_^ ~The End!~ ^_^