Title: Static Cling
Disclaimer: I own nothing in the story
A/N: In this story Seifer and Quistis are... seeing each other. Seifer thinks that know one knows about it, although most likely they do.
Words in ( ) means that Seifer is thinking.
Our story begins as Seifer is waking up. It is around 8:00 in the morning and he had just spent a rather... enjoyable evening with Instructor Quistis Trepe. Boy she really knew how to use that whip well. Must be all that practice against the T-Rexaurs in the Training Center. He was due to attend a meeting with the Headmaster Cid soon so Seifer quickly got dressed and headed for the elevator. Little did he know what today had in store for him.
He was casually walking along not really paying attention to anything, but during his whole walk to the elevator he kept hearing giggles.
Seifer: (Well well. It appears that I seem to be very popular with the ladies today. Must be that new cologne I've been using "Ew de toillette water". That will show Rinoa. How dare she dump me for a guy who's probably still wet behind the ears. And my Gunblade is bigger too).
*Seifer finally manages to reach the elevator. Squall is already in it waiting to go up since he is also attending the meeting*
Squall: *Smirking* Glad you're able to make it.
Seifer: Of course. You know that the meeting can't really start until I get there.
Squall: Well it could, but Headmaster Cid said that that wouldn't be very nice.
*They arrive at the 3rd floor. Seifer gets off first while Squall follows behind him*
Squall: *Right before they go through the door to Cid's office* Oh, and Seifer. Pink really isn't your color. *Starts laughing*
Seifer: *Doesn't know what the hell he's talking about* Well I don't think pink is your color either loser. *Walks throug the door*
*Cid's office. Now Seifer, Squall, Rinoa, Zell, and Irvine are there along with Cid. Quistis is still in a class teaching*
Cid: I'm glad that you all could make it. I have orders from Dollet. You are to go there and clean up the beach because apparently the X-ATM092 has fallen off a cliff and is polluting the waters. Further more you... *Cid suddenly stops because every one but Seifer is snickering*
Seifer: What is going on here!? ( That cologne isn't that bad, is it?
Cid: Would someone kindly explain just what is so funny?
Zell: One word: Seifer.
Seifer: What's that suppose to mean Chicken-Wuss?
Irvine: Way to go cowboy. *Tips his hat at Seifer*
Squall: See Rinoa. Now aren't you glad you're with me instead of this weirdo?
Rinoa: Of course. I know you would never go and do something this stupid.
Seifer: That's it. I'm getting the hell out of here. *Walks away to the sound of everyone laughing at him, even Cid.
*In the elevator*
Seifer: (What the hell is wrong with these people? I'm clean, I don't smell bad, and my Gunblade is polished. Maybe I should go with "Cactuar de Armadodo" cologne instead?)
*The elevator has now reached the 1st floor*
Seifer: (Oh well. Maybe a nap will help me.) *Starts to head towards his dorm room, all the while noticing that people are still snickering*
*Seifer's dorm room*
Seifer: If I had known that today would be so crappy I would have stayed in bed.
*Suddenly there is a knock at the door*
Seifer: Oh great. Now who the hell could it be?
*Opens the door to find a slightly annoyed Quistis standing there*
Seifer: What? Have you come to laugh at me too?
Quistis: Laugh at you? I just want to know where my special underwear is?
Seifer: Oh, you mean the pink, frilly, lacy ones with the gold stars?
Quisits: *Sigh* Yes Seifer those would be the ones.
Seifer: Well come on inside and look for them. *Turns to walk back inside and let Quisits enter the room*
Quistis: *Snicker* That's ok. I don't need to since I already found them. *Snicker, snort*
Seifer: *Turns around and faces her* Really? Where were they?
Quistis: They were right here. *Reaches behind Seifer and pulls them off his back*
*Poor Seifer is speechless*
Quistis: *Snicker* I guess I shouldn't use those dryer sheets when I do my laundry. *Walks out and closes the door leaving a still stunned Seifer just standing there with his mouth gaping open*
*Two hours later an ear splitting sound ripped through the whole Balamb Garden*
Seifer: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *Puff, puff, wheeze, huff, pant. Takes another breath and continues* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Stupid? Yes! Short? Yes! Review? Yes!