You better not kill. You better not steal. You better not loiter, Or catch you he will. Constable Odo is always in town.

He may be the desk. He may be the chair. He may be that flower, Or the barrette in your hair. Constable Odo is always in town.

He sees when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. You have no secret keeping. He's the bed for goodness sake.

Oh, You better not kill. You better not steal. You better not loiter, Or catch you he will. Constable Odo is always in town.