The Manager's Twelve Days of Christmas

Rose G

Dedicated to Kimmo and the lads - we really don't want any of this happening this year. Please try and avoid it.

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas,

The skipper said to me

'We've got:

12 fans rioting

11 tickets missing

10 points drifting

9 strips shrinking

8 reserves quitting

7 transfers need paying

6 players knackered

5 grand owing

4 backs skiving

3 strikers hurting

2 goalies moving

And half a season to play.'

Oh, bloody hell.