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Draco Got Run Over By A Bludger

Draco got run over by a bludger

Flying around the Quidditch Pitch Christmas eve.

You can say there's no such thing as bludgers,

But as for me and Harry, we believe.

He'd been showing too much ego,

And we were glad to see him go.

He forgot his flying lessons

And fell off of his broom into the snow.

When we found him Christmas morning

At the scene of the attack,

He had bruises on his forehead

And incriminating footsteps down his back.

Draco got run over by a bludger

Flying around the Quidditch Pitch Christmas eve.

You can say there's no such thing as bludgers

But as for me and Harry, we believe.

Now we are all so proud of Snape,

He's been taking this so well .

See him holed up in the dungeons,

Drinking ail and cursing Voldie straight to...Oh,

Its not Christmas without Draco

All of Hogwart's dressed in black.

And we just can't help but wonder:

Should we open up his gifts or send them back?

Draco got run over by a bludger

Flying around the Quidditch Pitch Christmas eve.

You can say there's no such thing as bludgers

But as for me and Harry, we believe.

Now the turkeys on the table

And the bird's too much to bear.

And a green and silver candle

That would have just matched the gel in Draco's hair.

I've warned all the Quidditch players

"Better watch out for yourselves."

They should never give a broomstick

To he who meets with Voldie and hurts house elves.

Draco got run over by a bludger

Flying around the Quidditch Pitch Christmas eve.

You can say there's no such thing as bludgers

But as for me and Harry, we believe.