A shocking discovery featuring blue undese
Alright. Now I've done it. I wrote this when I was constipated at 2 in the
morning. It's basically why Ling Xiaoyu doesn't do the handstand pose in
her school uniform. LOL! (_!_). Please read and review, but don't flame me,
as this is my first story. It may seem like a fighting story at first, but
there's a twist at the end. Oh and I am Hwoarang, the future author, not
the fighter. And I am sorry if I insult the characters too. I like all of
them, except Lee, Violet, Combot, and anything that has Jack in it.
Disclaimer: Hwoarang: I hate saying these things but It's national
government crap to say it or else your breaking the Law.
Forest Law: Yes?
Hwoarang: Who the heck are you?
Forest Law: It's me. I participated in The King of Iron Fist Tournament 3.
Hwoarang: YOU'RE A FRAUD! Marshall Law is the only Law I know.
Forest Law: No I'm not!
Hwoarang: Oh yeah, I do remember you! You're the guy who has ants in his
pants! That's why you jump around in your fighting stance! Oh, plus you
look retarded and sound like a chicken with it's head cut off and goes
around screaming WA-DOO!
Forest Law: I am going to KILL YOU!
Hwoarang: Uh Oh! Well I better skidaddle! I'll leave you with the story!
Forest Law: No, just wait! I want the readers to hear me destroy you!
** While Forest Law is babbling on Hwoarang runs like the wind! **
Forest Law: I do not do that stuff. Well, I'll leave you guys with the
story. See ya!
P.S. Hwoarang doesn't own Tekken. Namco does! :'(
Chapter 1: A shocking discovery featuring blue undese
Ling Xiaoyu turned to face the mirror. She had 3 choices of outfits. Julia,
her roommate, helped her choose her outfits in her past fights. "You look
gay in that red dress with the yellow ribbon, but you look best in your
school uniform", she would say. Her and Julia would see which of their
winning poses were better.
She hadn't yet worn the school uniform yet, so she decided to do so today.
She looked down at her timetable. She would be having a match with a person
called Nina Williams. Ling had heard she had been in the first two Tekken
tournaments. She hoped she wouldn't be too hard. She looked down at her
watch. "WOAH! @#$% I need to be down there in 15 minutes," she exclaimed.
"Ok. See ya!" Julia said. "I'll be watching from the stands!"
Ling turned to face her opponent. She did her starting taunt and started
off with a strong roundhouse kick from her left leg. Nina fell onto the
ground. Ling sweep-kicked her again. Nina got up and did two strong kicks
to ling with her left foot then a powerful one with her right. Ling was
shaken but not stirred. She then used her most powerful move, the Storming
Flower. It hit Nina between the eyes, but also hurt Ling from the force of
the impact. "K.O," the announcer commentated. "LING XIAOYU WINS!" It was
time for her pose. First, she balanced herself on her hands, then did the
splits, then tilted herself forward and shook her head to one side. Ling
had expected applause, but the audience was laughing at her.
"WHAT?!?" she said.
10 minutes later, Ling felt a hand grip on her shoulder. "Come on, Ling!
Let's get out of here!" It was Julia. She left the arena in total
confusion. "Hey! What do you think you were doing back there?" Julia asked
her, once they had gotten back to their room.
"I was doing my pose!" Ling answered. Julia shook her head. She inserted a
videotape into their VCR. It showed her match with Nina. "Yeah, did I cheat
or something?" she asked.
"No. Just wait." Julia said. She fast-forwarded it until it came to Ling's
pose. On the TV it showed her doing her handstand pose. Ling gasped.
"PAUSE IT!" she yelled. Julia pressed the pause button on the remote.
There, for the world to see, were her blue undese showing up on the screen.
Hwoarang: Well that's the end of the first chapter. Poor, Poor Ling. And
Poor, Poor me too because Forest Law is going to kill me. Oh, while you
guys were reading that stuff I went to google.com and searched "What's up
Forest Law's ass?" it showed his medical records and I looked at it and it
showed he had a turkey up his bum! That's why he always sounds like a
chicken with it's head cut off. Well, now just scroll down the page until
you see a button that looks like and click it to go to the next chapter.
Or you could just wait around here and see if Forest Law comes around, but
really, it would really just be a waste of time.