By Charles Xavier

(Parody of 'Here Comes Santa Clause' by Gene Autry and Oakley Haldeman)

Here comes Saruman!

Here comes Saruman!

On his gothic sleigh!

Flies across Gondor, then Rohan,

Cackling all the way.

Hobbits are screaming, Orcs are singing:

"Sauron's gonna strike back."

Hide in the mines and say your prayers,

Cause Saruman's gonna attack!

Here comes Saruman!

Here comes Saruman!

Run for the hills like hell!

He's got a bag that is filled with heads,

To scare the Ents and Elves!

Frodo Baggins ain't so scared,

Cause he's off to Mount Doom,

With that ring, along with Sam,

He's gonna kick Sauron's ass soon!