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Warnings: I. Am. Insane.

Chapter 5: You Won the Battle, But I Won the War!

Less than two hours after going unconscious in his fight against 'Dusty', Seto awoke tiredly. Groaning, he stretched and got up, momentarily forgetting the presence of his younger brother's pet.

Until he seen it.

Slowly backing away from the dozing creature, Seto escaped to the kitchen. He picked up a box of baking soda, remembering it to have powers against the evil creature, a plunger (Yes, he does have a plunger in the kitchen.), a steak knife, and a croissant.

These objects may seem laughable to you, but Seto recognized their hidden power of powerfulness.

He continued sneaking through his house, picking up random things and plotting them in his strategy to capture and kill 'Dusty'.

About a half hour later, his trap was complete. Perched on the sofa in the living room, Seto aimed the cross bow, which had the plunger as an arrow in it. (Told you it would be handy!)

He shot, and hit a silver plate hanging from the ceiling by a rope. The effect was much like a gong, and woke the hamster up immediately.

It seen Seto and bounded forward, tripped over a wire taken from a piano, bounced against the croissant, landed in a very large dutch oven, tripped another wire taken from the piano which caused the lid to crash down, and baking soda filtered through the steam holes in the lid.

An agonized gurgling scream filled the bottom portion of the abnormally large house as IT was beaten by the baking soda.

Soon the house was quiet once more. Seto supposed IT had passed out, and, giggling insanely, hopped from the sofa.

Holding out his steak knife just in case IT was still conscious, he slowly approached the closed, silent dutch oven. He picked it up and carried it carefully into the kitchen.

As he walked the dutch oven in his arms became less heavy as the hamster inside shrunk back to normal size.

Kicking the door open to a bathroom just beyond the kitchen, Seto went in and locked it, then opened the oven thing.

The sleeping ball of ugly inside slept on. Picking it up, Seto dropped it into the toilet and stood up.

Reaching a hand out, he laid it on the handle of the toilet and pressed down.

FLUSH

And so, with a final gurgle of the toilet water, the hamster was forever gone and taken care of. Now the biggie. How to explain what had happened to Mokuba's hamster.

Seto decided to pretend that it had escaped and slowly crept up the stairs and into his brother's room. He hadn't bothered with the mess in the living room, deciding to let the maid take care of it. Moving the cage slightly, Seto set it up to look like the hamster had escaped and jumped out the window to his death.

Now at ease, he slumped back to his bed and crawled in. It was only a matter of moments until he fell into the warm embrace of sleep.

An hour later...

"Seto! Seto!!" the brunette was awoken rudely as a crying ball of black and green flung itself on him.

"Dusty went out the window!! He's dead, big brother!!" Mokuba cried, hugging his brother tightly. Seto blinked, then remembered what had happened the previous night.

"Oh, that's awful Mokuba. Are you sure?"

"Yes, he got out and jumped out the window..."

"Maybe we'll get a dog next time." Mokuba's reply was muffled as he sobbed into Seto's shirt. The teenager sighed in relief, despite the pain it had caused his younger brother. Well, it was either the hamster or him.

Somewhere in the town of Domino...

A dark sludgy ball of fur crept out of the sewer drain and spit angrily. Red eyes glared, and fur was mussed ten times as bad as before.

Little did either Kaiba know that this little sludge ball was after them, and would get his/her/it's revenge even if it was the last thing it did...

But just as it started to cross the street, a Fed-Ex truck came out of nowhere and turned it into a were-hamster pancake that a cat ate ten minutes later. And then the cat's internal molecules began to change...

END

Booya! Isa done now!! YAY! I hope you guys liked it... I personally think it's insane, but I like insane. Insane is good, ne? BYE!