MY PERFECT SEME

A ficlet-skitlet by 'cha-che luv kaede-laid' Arachay Disclaimers: Takehiko Inoue belongs to himself, the most beautiful bishounen Rukawa Kaede, belongs to him too… Micheal Jordan belongs to himself… This insane idea however has my name written all over it! Hwahah! :)
Warnings: This is a bit anti-Sakuragi, so if you know what's good for you… think twice… you're on your own from this point on…

Baby

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:::y-a-w-n::: stretches :::blink-blink:::

Takehiko

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beams proudly At last, you've awakened…

Baby

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… ore?

Takehiko

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:::smiles::: Yes, you! My most perfect creation… Rukawa Kaede…

Baby

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Ru…kawa Kae…de? slight blush Sore wa…namae no desu ka?

Takehiko

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Hai! do you like it?

Baby Ruru

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Umm… blush some more Yes, very much… domo.

Takehiko

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takes out artbooks, sketchpads, comicbook samples I've created you to become the lead character in my very first manga series! shows book cover enthusiastically The world of Slam Dunk!

Baby Ruru

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big blue eyes widen Suu-ramu… dankuu?

Takehiko

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Yes! It's all about your favorite sport Basketball! And you will be a great— no, the GREATEST ROOKIE of all!

Baby Ruru

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looks confused

Takehiko

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… what's wrong?

Baby Ruru

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Who… is that man? tiny finger points to the cover of SD#1 Why is he on the front cover?

Takehiko

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Oh. grins Well he's just a diversion! You'll be the real star of my series, but we need someone to make a fool of. shows many sketches of a silly looking red-head I want Slam Dunk to be a very wholesome show, so we need a funny character to blunder around and make an utter idiot of himself…

Baby Ruru

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looks even more confused Umm… chotto wakaranai…

Takehiko

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smiles and winks Don't you worry my little one… everything he does will make you look good! chuckles He's just a comic relief! You're my most favorite creation! I've put everything I've got into you! Naturally you'll be the best basketball player!

Baby Ruru

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shyly Hontou ka… sensei-sama?

Takehiko

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laughs and takes baby Kaede into his lap Hai! Hontou! The best basketball player in all of Kanagawa!

Baby Ruru

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excitedly Hontou ka sensei-sama? Just like Micheal Jordan?

Takehiko

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Yup! Exactly like Micheal Jordan! Why, even better! hugs baby Kaede And you can call me 'tosan!

Baby Ruru

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::slight blush:: 'tochan…thinks umm…. 'tochan?

Takehiko

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Hai?

Baby Ruru

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very shyly Will… will I be handsome?

Takehiko

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Indubitably my child! Not only will you be a handsome and beautiful bishounen with deep blue eyes & irresistibly puckered lips! You'll be tall, strong, cool & popular!

Baby Ruru

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:::blushes again::: suddenly thoughtful …

Takehiko

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…what's the matter?

Baby Ruru

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'tochan…will… will I be "loved?"

Takehiko

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Aww… hugs baby Kaede tightly Mochiron desu yo! Everyone will love you! You'll be an all-time favorite! You'll have an entire campus of admirers… I'll even throw in a very special Rukawa Kaede cheering brigade!

Baby Ruru

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:::blush-blush-blush::: speechless

Takehiko

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pulls baby Kaede to an eye-to-eye and smiles tenderly But promise me you won't let all that get into your head okay?

Baby Ruru

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Uhm! I promise…

Takehiko

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Oh, you're such a smart one! I knew you were just perfect! nudges cheeks

Baby Ruru

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'tochan… will I have a special someone?

Takehiko

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Hm…? A special someone? A love interest you mean?

Baby Ruru

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nods meekly Someone… I can love…

Takehiko

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…

Baby Ruru

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suddenly passionate Someone… like me! Someone who likes basketball too! Someone I can play with and not get bored… someone who is as smart, cool and more importantly—! takes a deep breath someone as beautiful as I am! We have to look good together, ne 'tochan? Ne?

Takehiko

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::sweatdrop:: Sou ka… '' wakkatta…

Baby Ruru

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And… and… grips dad's shirt He has to like me too! I want us to always be together! I don't want to be alone…ne? suddenly shy again uhm… if it's not asking too much… 'tochan sensei…

Takehiko

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laughs heartily No… I don't think anything is too much for you, my most favorite Kae-chan! In fact, I may have just the perfect one for you!

Baby Ruru

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eyes light-up You do?

Takehiko

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Yup! starts digging though mess of papers in the desk There's just one thing though…

Baby Ruru

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Nani?

Takehiko

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looks baby Kaede in the eye You're perfect someone can only be a "he."

Baby Ruru

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Uh… hee? O.o What's that?

Takehiko

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A boy. Just like you.

Baby Ruru

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looks utterly shocked

Takehiko

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Hehe. quickly hides stack of yaoi doujindhis Yes. Well, it's the "in" thing now. Besides no girl can match your perfection, and since you want him to be you're equal, you need an uke-able-seme and seme-able-uke relationship!

Baby Ruru

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Uuokh..seh… what?

Takehiko

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Semeable-uke & Ukeable-seme. It means a perfectly interchangeable couple. Complimenting each other in every way… each other's strength & weakness… It's a very rare thing two lovers share… very few have it… starts to doodle briskly

Baby Ruru

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eyes wide Sou ka…

Takehiko

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presents baby Kaede with finished sketch in full-color

Baby Ruru

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::::major blush:::: He… looks… cool… He has beautiful blue eyes too…

Takehiko

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I knew you'd like him! He was born last week, and I created him specially to be your very exclusive rival!

Baby Ruru

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Rival?

Takehiko

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Of course many will see you as their rival, but only he can match your skills & wit. It'll be very natural for you to look up to him. After you first meet, he'll be very important to you, then you'll have to make friends with him, it's all up to you two to fulfill your destiny!

Baby Ruru

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Rival…

Takehiko

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Uh-huh… his name is… Sendoh Akira.

Baby Ruru

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:::major blush again::: Will he be…? Will he be my… blush-blush Is he mine?

Takehiko

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gentle smile Hai.

Baby Ruru

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still staring at the realistic sketch When will I meet him?

Takehiko

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Oh, that will be a secret. But all in good time my son, all in good time…!

Baby Ruru

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Sendoh…Akira…

[Owari]

Japanese used: sore wa namae no desu ka= is that my name? /chotto=little bit /wakaranai=i don't understand /hontou ka?= really?/hontou! =it's true! / sensei=teacher, master / sama=very honorific suffix / 'tosan & 'tochan=father / bishounen=young, handsome boy / mochiron desu yo!=of course! / ne=isn't it? / Sou ka…=I see… / wakkatta =I understand / Seme= the more dominant of yaoi partners. Literally means "on top" / Uke= the passive partner in yaoi, means "under". In yaoi, it makes a difference whose name you put first. "SenRu" would mean Sendoh is the seme & Rukawa is the uke, if you reversed it: "RuSen" -that makes Rukawa the seme & Sendoh the uke, wakkaru ka na? :o