Lunarian: Thank you for the reviews. Strange that I get more for my poems then stories... I suppose you'll all come around someday though....
Please, if you have any suggestions of songs for me to try and parody, do tell... because I really can't think of anymore right now.

12 days of Xmas parody - As sung by Voldemort's right hand...

Oh, The first thing my master wants me to get done :
Is Taking Care of Potter!

Oh, The second thing my master wants me to get done :
Two spies to kill off
And Taking Care of Potter!

Oh, The third thing my master wants me to get done :
Three envoys to the werewolves.
Two spies to kill off
And Taking Care of Potter!

Oh, The fourth thing my master wants me to get done :
Four foreign regicides
Three envoys to the werewolves.
Two spies to kill off
And Taking Care of Potter!

Oh, The fith thing my master wants me to get done :
Five-Months-Of-planning
Four foreign regicides
Three envoys to the werewolves.
Two spies to kill off
And Taking Care of Potter!

Oh, The sixth thing my master wants me to get done :
Six squads of dementors
Five-Months-Of-planning
Four foreign regicides
Three envoys to the werewolves.
Two spies to kill off
And Taking Care of Potter!

Oh, The seventh thing my master wants me to get done :
Seven muggle burnings
Six squads of dementors
Five-Months-Of-planning
Four foreign regicides
Three envoys to the werewolves.
Two spies to kill off
And Taking Care of Potter!

Oh, The eight thing my master wants me to get done :
Eight annual revelries
Seven muggle burnings
Six squads of dementors
Five-Months-Of-planning
Four foreign regicides
Three envoys to the werewolves.
Two spies to kill off
And Taking Care of Potter!

Oh, The ninth thing my master wants me to get done :
Nine months of terror
Eight annual revelries
Seven muggle burnings
Six squads of dementors
Five-Months-Of-planning
Four foreign regicides
Three envoys to the werewolves.
Two spies to kill off
And Taking Care of Potter!

Oh, The tenth thing my master wants me to get done :
Ten new inner circle
Nine months of terror
Eight annual revelries
Seven muggle burnings
Six squads of dementors
Five-Months-Of-planning
Four foreign regicides
Three envoys to the werewolves.
Two spies to kill off
And Taking Care of Potter!

Oh, The eleventh thing my master wants me to get done :
Eleven hapless ministers
Ten new inner circle
Nine months of terror
Eight annual revelries
Seven muggle burnings
Six squads of dementors
Five-Months-Of-planning
Four foreign regicides
Three envoys to the werewolves.
Two spies to kill off
And Taking Care of Potter!

Oh, The twelth thing my master wants me to get done :
Twelve ways to torture Dumbledore
Eleven hapless ministers
Ten new inner circle
Nine months of terror
Eight annual revelries
Seven muggle burnings
Six squads of dementors
Five-Months-Of-planning
Four foreign regicides
Three envoys to the werewolves.
Two spies to kill off
AND TAKING CARE OF THAT BLASTED POTTER!!!

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Lunarian: How was it? Good?

Reviews-

Nemati[Thank you for the reviews, I like you actually said what you liked. When you say, keep story going, do you mean keep the theme? Or just keep adding more?> Cuz, it's really not a story....

Opal Flames- Superbly excellent work? *swoon* That's some high praise, I thank you very much :)