Nikki the Smallest Drummer Girl

a parody of Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer

By purrcussion

Rudolph's not mine, but this parody is!  Enjoy!

Nikki the smallest drummer girl

Had a very shiny drum

And if you ever saw it

You would want to play it some

All of the other drummers

Had to been outta their minds

'Cause they wouldn't let poor Nikki

Join their almost perfect Drumline

Then one foggy contest day

Drum major came to say,

"Nikki with your drum so bright,

Won't you play first snare tonight?"

Then all the drummers loved her

As they saw what must happen

They kicked out their worst player

And Nikki became drum captain!

Nikki later kicked the butt of the former drum captain, thereby becoming his closest friend.  She beat up everyone who used to make fun of her and led the Drumline with an iron fist—er, iron traditional grip.  She grew older and taller and later joined the Cavaliers.  Merry Christmas, everyone!