Anachronism is: "One that is out of its proper or chronological order, especially a person or practice that belongs to an earlier time" or "The representation of someone as existing or something as happening in other than chronological, proper, or historical order."
Written by Colonel Karl L Schubaltz
Leon: *sitting at a table, pondering, in deep thought* Hmmmmmm....
Van: *sees this* Hey! Guys! Mjr. Aethelwulf is in deep thought! He's going to solve our problems!!
Rudolph: Is he thinking of the fate of the Empire?
Hermann: Or the Republic?
Fiona: Or how about dealing with the Death Saurer?
Ryss: Or the Death Stinger?
Karl: Is he pondering the best tactic necessary to defeat the enemy?
Thomas: Or is he finding out how I can win the affections of Miss Fiona once and for all?
Irvine: World peace?
Moonbay: Or the fastest way to make money?
Camford: To cure all diseases?
Raven: Or the perfect zoid to defeat all others?
Hiltz: Red hairdye?
Prozen: Or white?
Ryss: Or blue?
Dr. D: What about the gravity cannon!?
O'Connell: Or my family's apple orchard or the perfect aereal zoid?
Zeke: Roar rowr grrrrrrrr? [or getting Thomas off Fiona's back]
Leon: *outburst* I GOT IT!
Everyone: *listening intently* Yes??
Leon: Damn... lost it again.
Van: Will he think of ways to bring good rain to the droughted cities?
Irvine: Or how to bring my Command Wolf back from the grave?
Fiona: What about drying the cities that had been flooded?
Thomas: Or for Miss Fiona to be mine?
Karl: Or for Thomas to get a clue.
Raven: How about to bring Shadow back.
Ryss: Or to make Raven mine.
Prozen: Death Saurer! Bring my Death Saurer back!
Hiltz: Death.... he said death... *Butt-Head laugh*
Rudolph: What about the Empire?
Camford: And the Republic?
Hermann: How to kick Hiltz's ass?
O'Connell: Or getting my money back from Moonbay *GLARE*
Leon: I GOT IT!!!
Everyone: YES?? *intent stare*
Leon: I was wrong...
Van: This suspense is killing me!
Fiona: Does Van love me?
Thomas: Does Miss Fiona love me?
Karl: Is Thomas adopted?
Rudolph: Is Marianne having an affair?
Camford: Or is Rob Hermann Guile's son?
Raven: HA HA!!
O'Connell: I WANT MY MONEY BACK!!
Prozen: Will I have the Empire?
Ryss: Will I win the lottery?
Hiltz: Look. Weed.... can I smoke it?
Leon: AH HA!! FINALLY!
Everyone: *looks intent* Yes? Yes?
Leon: *runs off-screen, runs back with a microwave in tow and places a bag of popcorn inside, then sets it for 5 minutes and presses Start* Ta-da!
Everyone: *anime facefault*
Leon: *triumphant smile*
Hiltz: *eye twitch* Let's just hope he doesn't learn how to use a gun...
Hiltz: *falls down dead, bullet to the head*
Leon: O.o;;;; so THAT's how that magic shooty thingy works... *hands the gun back to Hermann and runs off*
Karl: ....and I'm married to it....
Thomas: Sucks to be you, dude...