Ok...so..Since I got SUCH a response from my fic "The Real Sailor Mercury", I decided to do a sequal. The song is called "Without Me" and is sung (or rapped...however ya wanna look at it) by Eminem. I changed the lyrics, but despite that fact, I still own no sort of claim to the song. I don't own Sailor Moon either...And now...for the MaDnEsS...

Dr. Mizuno smiled as she opened the front door. Four young girls in their late teens stepped inside her home, each carring an over night bag.

"Thanks for coming, girls," Dr Mizuno greeted. "I didn't want to leave Ami alone right now..."

Usagi smiled. "It's alright. We're happy to look after her for you."

Makoto nodded. "Hai. Having your wisdom teeth pulled sucks alot. And the gas they give you can leave you a little loopey."

Dr. Mizuno smiled more as she reached for her coat and car keys. "I'm still thankful Ami has such great friends." Loud music of the offensive kind began blaring from Ami's room at that moment, causing everyone to look towards the stairs.

Dr. Mizuno sighed as she stepped out side. "I wish I knew where she got that stupid album..."

The girls climbed the stairs to Ami's room. Usagi knocked softly before peering in. She opened the door fully to let the others peek in as well. Inside, Ami was jumping on her bed, singing along to the song on the radio...

"Two sailor dyke girls go round the outside,
Round the outside, round the outside.
Two sailor dyke girls go round the outside,
Round the outside, round the outside.
"Guess who's back, back again
Mercury's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back...

"I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants to
See Ami no more they want Mercury
I'm chopped liver
Well if you want Mercury, then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
Some vodka that will jumpstart my heart quicker
Then a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
By my mum when I'm not cooperating
When I'm rocking the table while she's operating "Hey"
You waited this long to stop debating
Cuz I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
I know you got a job Usagi
But your husband's heart problems complicating
So the nega moonies won't let me be
Or let me be me so let me see
They tried to shut me down on the school tv
But it feels so empty without me
So come on dip, bum on your lips
Fuck that cum on your lips and some on your tits
And get ready cuz this shit's about to get heavy
I just settled all my fights, "Fuck you Galaxia!"

"Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me
"I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me

"Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Kaiou
They start feeling like prison is helpless,
Til someone comes along on a mission and yells "bitch!"
A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution,
Pollutin' the air waves a rebel
So let me just revel and bask,
In the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass
And it's a disaster such a catastrophe
For you to see so damn much of my ass you ask for me?
Well I'm back (*Batman Noise*) fix your bent antenna
Tune it in and then I'm gonna enter
Into the front of your skin like a splinter
The center of attention back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your kids ears and nesting
Testing "Attention Please"
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
Here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?
"Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me
"I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me

"A tisk-it a task-it,
I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit that shit
Yuuichirou, you can get your ass kicked
Worse than them little Star Light bastards,
And Fiore, you can get stomped by Ten'ou,
You 16 year old long haired fag blow me
You don't know me, you're too old
Let go, it's over, nobody listens to techno
Now lets go, just give me the signal
I will be there with a whole list full of new insults
I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol
But sometimes the shit just seems,
Everybody only wants to discuss me
So this means I'm disgusting,
But its just me I'm just obscene
Though I'm not the first queen of controversy
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley,
To do Black Music so selfishly
And use it to get myself wealthy
There's a concept that works
20 million other sailor genious' emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It'll be so empty without me
"Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me
"I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me
"Hum dei la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la
Hum dei la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la"

(A curtain pulls away, showing one person behind them. He slowly walks out to the mic, his footsteps echoing in the empty theatre)

"Uhhh nmm *taps mic*
This thing on..?
Where'd everybody go?

"Uhh...
Guess whos back?
Back again
Mamo-chan is back
Tell some men
Rub my back
Rub my back
Rub my back
Rub my back

"Oooh wait...hello...uhh...goodbye..."