"CALL THE PLUMBER!!!!" Cortex bellowed at N. Tropy.
"Yes, sir!" And with that he picked up the phone, and dialed the operator, "OPERATOR! GET ME A PLUMBER! ANY PLUMBER! Yes, thank you. Plumber? Get over here, we got an emergency! Why do you sound familiar? Oh well, HURRY!"
Tropy slammed down the phone, and the water rose higher still...
"What did Tropy want, Crash?" Coco yawned, gazing at her computer.
"He wants us to fix the toilet!"
"Yeah, go figure."
"Let's go." Coco sighed.
"Wait..." Crash thought, "I've got an idea!"
As the water was coming over the tabletop, suddenly there was an explosion, and water spouted out like a geyser.
"What the HECK are those plumbers DOING?" Cortex screamed.
"I dunno, but they just blew the main pipe!" Someone called.
"WOAH! LOOK OUT!"
As a huge tsunami of water came spewing out, two figures on surfboards were distinguishable. One shouted, "Heehee ha HA!"
Cortex gasped- he knew who they were- Crash and Coco!
"NO!!!! NOT THEM!"
"Yeah, come to break up your little party, Neo!" Coco grinned.
Just then, the table broke, and the water rose rapidly to the ceiling. Just when everyone but Crash and Coco started to panic, Cortex saw them go up the chimeney.
"FOLLOW THEM! THE CHIMENEY! We may still live yet!"
Everyone paddled over to the chimeney, and one by one they heaved themselves out onto the roof.
Meanwhile, Tawna was going by, when she saw something like water churning in the house. Wondering what was going on, she looked up and saw everyone, including Crash and Coco, up on the roof.
"HI TAWNA!" Crash yelled.
"YEAH, BYE TAWNA!" Coco yelled.
"What are you doing, telling me what to do, you snot-nosed girl?!" Tawna yelled to Coco.
"DON'T INSULT COCO YOU FIEND!" Crash pointed his Wumpa Fruit Bazooka at her, and she backed down, then turned and ran, screaming.
Cortex groaned, wringing out his hair. His friends looked ready to smush him into the sidewalk.
"Now, I didn't mean for them to come, really. Tropy called, not me!"
Meanwhile, Coco had locked all the windows, and made sure that no water could leak out of the house. The pressure inside was building up...
"C'mon, Crash, hurry!"
They jumped off the roof onto the tiger and polar bear, and broke into a gallop.
They just barely made it- the house exploded as soon as their feet left the roof.
The only thing left was a smoking outline of a house and a big geyser. Today, it is an important Australian landmark, where people from all over the world can get together, and really be aware of how dangerous toilets can be.