Disclaimer: Rurouni Kenshin and its characters are property of Watsuki Nobuhiro. The story belongs to me.

A/N: My hentai juices are flowing…that’s all I have to say…

Rating: PG-13 (mild citrus, sexual subject matter)

Summary: Kaoru is having a “problem” and calls upon Kenshin for help, but the trusty sakabatou might not be the right type of sword to handle this situation. Will Battousai have to make an appearance or is the rurouni man enough to handle the job?

~*Satisfaction*~

Part 2: The Resolution

“You’ve tried how many times?!”

Feeling his cheeks flush crimson, Kenshin answered in a mumble.

For long moments, only silence greeted his response. Then: “Ohohohohohohohoho!”

The rurouni nearly tripped at this, gazing up at Megumi with wide violet eyes. Her head was thrown back, hand hovering in front of her mouth as she laughed heartily, a wicked gleam shining in her plum orbs.

“M-Megumi-dono?” Kenshin stammered out, blush deepening. “Oro!”

After a moment, the fox-doctor restrained her giggling, her eyes still twinkling and a grin tugging at the corners of her lips.

At the redhead’s stunned expression, she reached out to pat him gently on the shoulder. “There is no doubt in my mind that the problem rests with her, Ken-san!” she announced with an air of authority. “There could be no possible way it could reside with you.”

“Anou…”

“A girl like her cannot be expected to satisfy a man like yourself,” Megumi continued, ignoring Kenshin’s attempt to speak. “What you need is a real woman. Like me, for instance…”

“Eto…Megumi-dono…my reason for coming here was merely to ask if you could think of any possible causes or solutions for--”

“Well, I can think of a few things,” the doctor interrupted, a sultry smile curving her lips. “If you would like someone to demonstrate a couple techniques, I would be perfectly willing to—“

“Megumi-dono!” Kenshin interjected, near panic. “You’re not serious, are you?”

After a few seconds of tension, the doctor let the amusement fade from her features and reached out to pat his hand. “Of course not, Ken-san!”

The redhead released an unconscious sigh of relief.

“But if I weren’t a married woman, I’d—“

“Megumi-dono!”

With a laugh, Megumi settled herself on the tatami floor and gestured for him to sit across from her. “Sorry, Ken-san, I couldn’t resist.”

Kenshin stared at her for a moment, then sank into a sitting position, a tiny smile etching his fine-boned features.

“There are a couple reasons I can think of off hand,” the doctor murmured once he was settled, all traces of humor gone from her pretty face. “But I would probably have to see her to confirm either option…”

“What reasons can you think of?”

“Well, the first, and most obvious, is stress,” Megumi began thoughtfully. “Stress can wreak havoc in a woman’s body, or anyone’s really. It can cause all sorts of problems. Does she have any reason to be worried or upset?”

Kenshin shook his head slightly. “Not that I am aware…”

“Hmm…”

“You said there were a couple reasons. What is the second?”

At his question, Megumi smirked, eyes twinkling once more. “Well, Ken-san…the only other reason I can think of is that you’re about to be a daddy…”

“Can’t this wait until morning, Kenshin?!”

“Absolutely not, Kaoru!” the redhead said firmly, settling his hands on his wife’s shoulders and steering her down the street. “You wish for this to be resolved, don’t you?”

“Of course.”

“Well, then the sooner we find out what the problem is, the sooner we can solve it, koishii…”

Kaoru eyed him suspiciously. “What exactly did she tell you, Kenshin?”

“She told me that she could not give an accurate diagnosis without seeing you in person.”

With a sigh, the raven-haired woman gave into his urgings, allowing him to lead her down the street without any protestations. “This is so embarrassing…”

Silently, Kenshin agreed with her. It had not been easy to explain the situation to Megumi. He felt both guilty and ashamed about not being able to fully satisfy his wife and the teasing nature of the doctor had not helped matters any.

“It will be all right,” he murmured after a few minutes. “Megumi-dono is a doctor, first and foremost, and she is also a trusted friend. Would you prefer to go to a stranger?”

“Iie.”

Smiling comfortingly, Kenshin laced his fingers through hers. “Just relax. Everything will be fine. There is truly no reason to be embarrassed. These things happen.”

“Demo—“

“I know, lovely, I know…”

Fifteen minutes later, they strode into the clinic quietly. Kenshin could feel a nervous tremor running through his wife’s small frame.

Resting a hand on the small of her back, he stroked her in a soothing motion.

Megumi greeted them immediately, her expression decidedly amused. “Konbanwa, Kaoru-chan!”

Kaoru ducked her head, cheeks flaming. “Konbanwa, Megumi-san.”

“Why don’t you and I have a few words in private?” Megumi suggested mildly, apparently re-thinking her decision to tease the girl.

Kaoru nodded silently, glancing at her husband’s encouraging expression before following the doctor down the hall.

The redhead sighed softly as the women disappeared. Could it be that Kaoru was pregnant with his child? The thought made his chest warm slightly as the image of a tiny girl with raven hair and sapphire eyes entered his mind. Any daughter of Kaoru’s was sure to be beautiful.

Smiling to himself, he made his way back to the front of the clinic and settled on the stoop to wait.

“Ken-san!”

The rurouni jumped slightly, snapping out of his reverie. Megumi was eyeing him from the doorway, plum orbs warm with some unnamed emotion. “Hai, Megumi-dono?”

The doctor grinned, sinking down onto the stoop beside him. “Kaoru-chan is on her way out. I have given her an herbal remedy that should help her relax and promote her sexual libido, but I have one small tip for you…”

“But what is the problem, Megumi-dono? Were you able to find out?”

“Of course, Ken-san, and I have already decided that fatherhood will look good on you!”

“F-Fatherhood?” Kenshin repeated, blinking. “You mean…?”

“Hai, hai!”

For a moment, the redhead was stunned into silence, then he smiled brilliantly, a shine that had not been present since his wedding to Kaoru washing over his features. “I’m going to be a father,” he whispered in awe. “To be honest, Megumi-dono, I thought for the longest time I would never see this day…”

The doctor’s smile became more serious and she nodded her head in understanding. “But you will make a wonderful father, Ken-san. You are great with children and you will have many wise lessons to teach them…”

Kenshin turned his eyes to the moon, which had risen high in the night sky while he waited for Kaoru’s examination to be finished. “I don’t know if I am deserving of this, but I will give them everything I have…”

“I know you will,” Megumi announced confidently. “But, in the mean time, you have a wife with a small problem to solve…”

“Aa. What was the tip you wanted to give me, Megumi-dono? You said you had one small thing…”

The doctor chuckled, the sound laced with mischievousness. “Well, it is common for women to lose sensation in that area during pregnancy, but there are ways to get around that…”

“What do you recommend? I will do anything to please her…”

Megumi lifted a pale hand into his line of vision, curling a couple of fingers in towards her palm. “Do you see the shape I have created with my hand, Ken-san?”

For several long seconds, Kenshin stared at her blankly before his eyes widened and he let out a faint ‘oro’.

“This is a little something I like to call “The Shocker”,” the doctor continued when he made no other sound, just eyed her fingers curiously. “It has to be performed with finesse, of course,” she went on, reaching slender fingers into the folds of her obi and withdrawing a small vile, which she laid gingerly in his palm. “If not, the results could be disastrous. But, if done properly, I have no doubt Kaoru-chan will be immensely pleased.”

“I…I am not sure, Megumi-dono…”

“Trust me, Ken-san! If all else fails, try this. Neither of you will be disappointed!”

“Hai,” Kenshin murmured, tucking the vile into his sleeve. “Arigatou, Megumi-dono.”

Kaoru whimpered softly, arching into Kenshin’s knowing touch. Megumi’s herbal tea had left her feeling feverish, her body extremely sensitized. Every nerve in her body seemed to tingle with hidden energy and she had practically flung herself onto her husband when he had returned from his bath.

Now she was spread wantonly on the futon, writhing and sweating, as the redhead’s fingers and tongue worked their magic.

“Kenshin!” she shrieked after a moment, burying her fingers in the thick mass of his hair.

She was close, so close to the thing that had been eluding her for over a month, but it still seemed just slightly beyond her reach.

“K-Kenshin…just stop…it doesn’t matter…we can try again another day…”

Her husband paused for a moment, peering up at her with passion-hazed violet eyes. “Kaoru…”

“It doesn’t matter, anata,” she whispered, stroking the side of his face tenderly. “You’ve pleased me. I am just sorry I couldn’t be better for you…”

Kenshin reached up to lay his hand over hers, weaving his fingers through her slender digits and pressing a damp kiss to her palm. “Kaoru…do you trust me?”

Sapphire eyes widened in Kaoru’s flushed face. “Of course, Kenshin! What kind of question is that?”

“Then just relax,” the rurouni murmured, drawing one of her fingers into his mouth and swirling his tongue around it erotically, “and allow me to try something new…”

Kaoru nodded slowly, holding his gaze as he dipped his head once more.

After a moment, she allowed her body to fall back, bringing up a hand to stifle her steadily increasing cries. Distantly, she heard a soft sound and the smell of jasmine wafted around her, washing over her senses.

She felt Kenshin lift a hand to tease her once more and suddenly her mouth dropped open in shock, a gasp of surprise escaping her lips. “Oh!”

Taking her response as encouragement, the redhead continued with his ministrations, stroking faster.

“Oh…oh, kami-sama…oh…!!!”

With a grin of triumph, the rurouni watched as his wife shattered, her eyelashes fluttering shut, flushed body arching off the futon as she shuddered with the strength of her climax.

As she floated down from the clouds, Kaoru grasped blindly at Kenshin, who had shifted his position to rest beside her. She felt the hardness pressed urgently to her thigh and felt her eyes widen, glancing up at his face. “Anata…you…you didn’t…”

Kenshin shook his head, lids tightly shut. “Iie.”

“Anou…would you like me to…?”

Chuckling softly, the rurouni pulled his wife close, burying his face against the flesh of her shoulder. “No, koishii, I am afraid I have worn myself out…”

For a moment, Kaoru blinked, wondering if he was serious. “Are you joking, Kenshin? This is the first time in weeks that I have been able to…you can’t possibly want to stop now…”

Silence.

“Kenshin?”

Pulling back, Kaoru peered up into his face, only to find her husband was surely, most decidedly…asleep.

“KENSHIN NO BAKA!”

~*OWARI*~

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This is the most light-hearted thing I have ever written and my sense of humor is a little odd, so I am not sure how it came out. In any event, it was not to be taken very seriously. It was only a break from my other fics. I was suffering from writer’s block and then this hentai little idea popped into my mind, so here it is…

Please review and tell me what you think!

For anyone who doesn’t know what “The Shocker” is…just give it some thought, it will probably come to you.

~Midori^__^

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