Samus: o.0;;

Zelda: Don't mind him folks. He lost his ring and can't find it; he's a bit wigged out, which is why he's writing this story.

LW: The preeeeeeecious!

Zelda: Uhm. yeah.. Anyway the story is about one of the smashers stealing things that are precious to the other smashers. Now. On with chapter 1! ^_^

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Chapter 1

All was quiet within the Smashers Headquarters until a long, girlish scream echoed through the halls, rousing all the smashers.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

It was coming from the room of the two swordsmen, Marth and Roy, soon all 25 smashers were scattered about in the hall outside the door. Link and his mini me counter part went into the room to see what had happened. In the room, Marth was curled up upon his bed, whimpering like a three year old girl and murmuring.

Marth: My sword. my beautiful sword.

Roy: ~ sits upon the bed beside Marth, patting the blue haired prince's back ~ Cheer up buddy, we'll find it!

Y. Link: What's going on in here?

Link: Quiet mini me! ~ turns to Roy ~ What's going on in here?

Y. Link: o.0

Roy: Marth's sword is gone. He woke up and found he was only holding the sheath, and that the Falchion was gone. ~ shakes his head and continues to pat the back of the sniffling Prince ~

Link: Dude.. You sleep with your sword???

Marth: It's a VERY special sword!

Link: ~ stares blankly at Marth and so Mini Link takes over again ~

: When did it happen?

Roy: Sometime in the last hour.

Y. Link: Hmmm. But why would anyone want to take Marth's sword?

Link: Yeah, why?

Marth: M-m-maybe someone's playing a mean practical joke. ~ sniffles and blows his nose upon a Kleenex Roy gave him ~

Roy: Listen, can you guys give us a lil' while so Marth can cheer up a bit?

Link & Mini Link: Sure

The two Hylians left the room and began telling the other smashers what had happened. Rowdy left erupted from Bowser and Ganondorf. Mewtwo chuckled lightly.

Zelda: ~ Scowls at the three evil smashers ~

Bowser and : ~ whistle innocently ~

Mewtwo: ~ ignores the scowl ~

Roy: Aaaah! Nooooooooooo!

Link, Zelda & Y. Link: ~ run into the room ~

Y. Link: What's wrong!?!

Roy: My.. my... Uhm.. nothing... ~ blushes ~

Marth: ~ still sniffling over his lost sword ~ He.. His favorite tapes are gone. Just like my sword!!!!

Zelda: Tapes?? ~ looks at Roy ~ What tapes?

Roy: My. er. ~ mutters incoherently ~

Zelda: Speak up Roy!

Roy: ... My teletubbie tapes. _;

(A.N. Kudos to Rinoa-san for giving me this idea! Don't' flame me for making him like teletubbies, Flame her! O.o;; Sorry Rinny. ^_^; )

Link & Y. Link: .. !

Zelda: Link! Young Link! Stop that!!

Link & Y. Link: ~ ignore Zelda completely, they'd just noticed Roy was wearing Teletubbie boxers along with his sleeping shirt and the two Hylians were in hysterics of laughter ~

Zelda: ~ pats Roy's shoulder reassuringly ~ We're going to need help to find the culprit who's stealing stuff.

Y. Link Oh Oh! Let me help! PLEEEEEEASE Zelda??? ~ Looks up at her with that adorable puppy pout ~

Zelda: Aaaw. Kawai! Of course you can! ^_^

Link: Stupid lucky miniature me.

Zelda: Hmm.. We need someone else.

Y. Link: I know, I know!

Zelda: ~ looks at him curiously ~

Y. Link: Fox-san! ^_^ He like detectivy stuff!

Zelda: Hmm. True. He does have that whole book case full of Sherlock Holmes stories. I'll go ask him. You two better not tease Roy or Marth while I'm gone! _

Y. Link & Link: ~ smile innocently and speak in unison ~ No ma'am.

Zelda ran off to find Fox now that the crowd of smashers in the hall had dispersed. AS soon as she was gone the taunting began, I won't go into what that taunting was cause it was mean and nasty and Roy didn't deserve it if he does watch teletubbies at his age. Needless to say Fox agreed to help and made his way back toward Roy & Marth's room with the Princess.

"AAAAAAAAAAH!"

Zelda: What was that!?

Fox: That came from Samus' room!!

The two ran toward the Bounty Hunter's room.

Zelda & Fox: ~ burst into the Bounty Hunters room to come face to face with a VERY angry looking blonde wearing gym shorts and a sports bra ~

Samus: SOMEONE STOLE MY SUIT!

Fox: Wow. ~ staring at the furious Samus Aran, his jaw slightly agape ~

Samus: Baka Kitsune! ~ thwacks Fox ~

Fox: x.X

Zelda: Samus. Someone stole your suit?

Samus: Yeah! I heard the two sword boys yelling and went with everyone else to check it out. Then decided to go ahead and get dressed and go do some target practice, and when I came in here my suit was gone! Some bastard stole it right out of my closet!

Zelda: x.X; ~ whispers ~ Lone Wolf was trying to keep this rated G!

Samus: Aw screw rated G! No body pays attention to those rating things anyway, unless their wusses, now what about my suit!?!

Zelda: We'll hunt for it along with Marth's sword and Roy's teletubbie tapes.

Fox & Samus: o.0

Zelda: . Forget I said that! ^-^; ~ grabs Fox by the arm and runs off to find Y. Link, they had work to do ~

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LW: BUM BUM BUUUUUUM! I wonder who stole that stuff. o.o

Zelda: You're the writer! You already know!

LW: Uhm. Actually I'm kinda just winging it as I write.

Zelda: Aiya. -.-

LW: Review please! ^-^