Zelda: You might have to accept that one person's review answer.

LW: Nope! I have a winner, I knew I'd find one if I had faith.

Zelda: Well good for you, nice to know you have faith in something besides your own humorous wit.

LW: Yes! I am a humorous witty kinda guy aren't I?

Samus: ~ mutters ~ not to mention an egotistical nincompoop.

Zelda: Here, here.

LW: Eh?

Zelda & Samus: Nothing! ^_^;

LW: ¬_¬ Anyway.. The Winner is!. Love Star! ~ pulls a string causing half a ton of confetti and streamers to drop around them ~

Zelda: Congrats to Love Star.

LW: Wait! Dere's more!

Samus: oh dear. -.-;

LW: Unfortunately Love Star didn't include what she wanted as her reward. If she doesn't tell me. I will have to accept the second guess made by. Skull Kid! Who was the first one to figure out who the thief truly was! Oh and also Kudos to a reviewers who called himself "ZERO." He also knew who the thief was but, due to the fact that he's not an author here and he didn't make and request as to a reward I can't count his guess. Anyhoo, Love Star, if you want to claim your victory please tell me what prize you want in a second review. ^_^ If not Skull Kid will be inserted in one of my upcoming SSBM fics, as requested. ^_^ ~ * ~ * ~ * ~

Fox: Well.. We've gone through Sonic's room, Knuckles' Room Tails' room and five more broom closets that the Author randomly threw in to annoy us.

Y. Link: We still haven't found Tsunami's room or Lonewolf's.

Fox: We'll find there's next. There are only a few more rooms in this hallway and besides this is the last chapter of the fanfic.

Y. Link: Doesn't it seem kinda odd.. Having a mystery where you know you're going to figure out who the culprit is real soon just because you know the story's about to end.

Fox: Actually I never really thought about it before.

Y. Link: Why not?

Fox: Makes my head hurt. I'm a mercenary, I was designed for action adventure stories. These random humor fics confuse me.

Y. Link: Uh-huh.. Okay.

Fox: ~ opens the next door to reveal. A closet containing a shelf of ivory soap bars, three packages of Triple ply toilet paper, a 'Dawn' soap container, a broom that's lost most of it's straws and a mop that's so old it's had to be put back together with a good five pounds of duct tape ~

Y. Link: I'm getting sick of these closets. -.-;

Fox: Me too. Okay, let's try the next door. ~ steps over and opens the next door ~

Y. Link: Holy crap it's a damn Roy shrine!

Fox: Hey! Watch your words small fry!

Y. Link: I'm taller then you. _

Fox: Yeah but you're not older. ~ smirks and steps into Tsu's room ~ Let's hope she's not at home at the moment.

Y. Link: ~ tiptoe's in behind Fox and looks around ~ Man. No wonder Roy's always hiding from her. There's more Roy stuff here then you'd ever believe.

Fox: Yeah. Including Roy's teletubbie tapes!

Y. Link: What! Where!

Fox: ~ points to the collection of teletubbie tapes next to Tsu's TV, all of the tapes are marked "Property of Roy" ~

Y. Link: So Tsu's the thief!

Fox: I guess so. But where's all the rest of the stolen stuff?

"AAAAAAAAAH!"

Y. Link: The classic "Robbery scream" we've heard in every chapter!

Fox: But we're on the third floor!

Y. Link: Who cares! C'mon we can catch her in the act! ~ races out of the room and to. The room right beside it? ~

Fox: ~ Runs after him, looking into the new room to see Lonewolf huddled on the floor muttering to himself ~ Lonewolf?. o.O;

Y. Link: ~ walks up to the author and pokes him, then jumps back ~

LW: They're gone. Someone took them. They're gone.

Fox: What are gone?

LW: The tapes.

Y. Link & Fox: ~ look at each other ~

Y. Link: ~ looks to Lonewolf ~ Tapes?

LW: The tapes. The tapes I took from Roy. It doesn't make sense.

Y. Link: You took Roy's tapes!

Fox: But we thought Tsu did! They're in her room!

Tsu: Hah hah! ~ stands triumphantly in the doorway ~ I stole them from Lonewolf! I found out he took them and so I stole them back to return to my beloved Roy-boy! ^_^

LW: You traitorous fiend!

Sheik & Link: ~ burst in at that moment, dragging a struggling Falco with them ~

Sheik: We got him! We caught the thief!

Fox & Y. Link: What the!

Fox: I'm confused.

Y. Link: Me too.

Tsu: I'm always confused!

LW: Perhaps I can shed some light upon the subject.

Everyone else: ~ turn to look at Lonewolf ~

LW: ~ stands and begins pacing much like one of those old fashion detectives as they're explaining a mystery ~ When I lost my ring a few weeks back I went a bit nutty. Having just scene the Two Towers for the second time I developed a personality much like Gollum's and began to steal things from the video game mascots out of frustration from not finding the ring. Once I found the ring I realized I'd done something completely random and stupid and, realizing also that it would be an interesting story for others to read I decided I'd slap it up on for all to see. I then proceeded to hide the objects with the intent to return them once this story was over; however, someone, who will remain anonymous. ~ looks at Tsu ~ stole Roy's tapes, thus causing me to give the classic "robbery scream" you guys heard all through the story.

Sheik: But what about Falco! He was posing as a shadowy figure and was snooping around Link's room!

Link: Yeah! ^_^

Everyone: ~ stare at Link for a moment ~

Link: ... Well he was!

Falco: I can explain this part. ~ sighs ~ When I realized someone had swiped Fox's DVD player I felt worse then I let on, plus I was kinda pissed that the thief swiped it right from under my nose. So I went looking to see if I could get it back, I was searching everyone's rooms and Link came back to his while I was searching his so I had to run.

Sheik: Well, I suppose that clears everything up. Except that thing you said about Fox eating beans.

Fox: Huh!

Falco: Uhm, nothing, forget I mentioned it, it was just a little statement I couldn't resist making.

LW: Ooh, so Foxes don't eat bea-

(At that moment a horrendous stench began to fill the room, causing everyone to gag and choke.)

Falco: OH man! Fox that's nasty! ~ coughs and wheezes ~

Fox: But I /don't/ eat beans! X.x ~ coughs, hacks, and stumbles ~

(As our Furry Vulpine mercenary made this statement the true source of that stench walked by. Mario, carrying a plate of spaghetti with a massive amount of Garlic seasoning walked by the room.)

Fox: ~ coughs and gasps ~ See! I told you!

LW: .. Okay I'm not taking responsibility for this sucky stand up comedy scene. I'm here; I can't be the author right now!

Everyone else: ~ stare at him ~

LW: Well it's true! If I'm here how can I be the author?

Tsu: Simple! You and I are the insane random parts of our Author's personalities. That means technically you are still responsible for that random scene.

LW: Are damn.

Fox: Would somebody please acknowledge that I don't eat beans!

Link: I'll acknowledge it! You don't eat beans! ^_^

Fox: Geeze, thank you, Link!

Link: Not a problem, after all I'm the bean eater around here! ^_^

Sheik: Okay this is getting weird, I'm giving Zelda control again.

Y. Link: Yay! ^_^

Sheik: That's it! _ ~ turns to Young Link menacingly ~

Y. Link: Yipe. 0.0

Link: Run, Mini Me, run! O_o

Y. Link: ~ runs out of the room and down the hall screaming very much like Mini Me ~ Eeeeeeeeeeee!

Sheik: There. I feel better. ^_^ ~ Changes back into Zelda ~

(The classic Zelda discover bell thing plays)

Fox: Where do those sound effects keep coming from!

Tsu: ~ GASP ~ Link it's coming from your hat!

Link: Huh?.. ~ rolls his eyes upward towards the top of his head ~

(Link's hat twitched and wiggled.. BECAUSE... SOMETHING INSIDE IT IS ALIVE)

Link: EEP! Help my Zelda! ~ runs around flailing his arms ~ Get it off get it off GET IT OFF!

Zelda: ~ snatches the hat off his head to reveal what is beneath ~

Everyone: ..

Link: ~ stands absolutely still, eye rolled up to look at the top of his head ~ Oh no.

Zelda: It can't be.

LW: It is.

Tsu: It's Navi!

Link: NOOOOOO! ~ smacks the little fairy off the top of his head and begins brutally stomping on her ~ I thought I got rid of you! Why won't you leave me alone you stupid fairy!

Everyone: ~ stare at Link while he stomps on Navi ~

Zelda: Link!

Link: Die Die Die!

Zelda: Link!

Link: ~ continues to stomp on the fairy ~ This time you'll stay dead!

Zelda: ~ grabs hold of him ~ LINK! It's dead already, leave it's poor body alone!

Link: ~ seethes ~ They plague.. ~ glances around nervously ~ They always plague me... they're watching. They're stalkers! Miniature winged stalkers!

LW: Uhm... Riiight. Well Tsu, why don't you go get Roy's tapes and you and I can go give back the stuff. ^_^

Fox: hey! We were the detectives who solved the case, we should be returning the stuff.

LW: Uhm. No because then the smashers will know Tsu and I had their stuff and then we'll get beat up a lot.

Zelda: . He's got a point.

Fox: Yeah. Well that's fine just give me back my DVD player! _

LW: No problem! ~ looks around for the DVD player ~ At least.. It will be no problem. once I find it. ^_^;

Fox: You lost the stuff you stole!

LW: No no! Not lost exactly. Just.. Misplaced ^_^;

Fox: ~ twitches ~

LW: Uhm. Take it easy Fox. I'll find it. ^_^;;

Fox: You'd better find it!

LW: Uh-oh..

Fox: I spent 200 bucks on that thing, if you don't find I'm gonna kick your ass!

LW: ~ looks around ~ Uh. Y'know I just remembered another story I need to get writing! ^_^;; Gotta go, bye! ^_^ ~ bolts out of the room ~ AAH!

Fox: Get back here! ~ chases after him ranting about finding his DVD player ~

Tsu: ... Well. That was interesting. Link murdered his Fairy and revealed that he eats beans, Fox proved he doesn't eat beans and now wants to kill Lonewolf. I wonder how I met up with such a bizarre Author. Oh well. ^-^

( And so we leave this bizarre story, letting it come to a close at long last so that the author can start working on something that doesn't involve a pissed of fox chasing him. ^_^ )

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Zelda: That was the weirdest chapter of them all! And it was full of plot holes!

LW: I know, wasn't it? ^_^

Samus: Plot holes isn't something to be proud of!

LW: Sure it is! ^_^

Samus: -_-;

LW: Once again congratulations to Love Star on discovering that I was the thief. ^_^

Fox: Hey! You never did give me my DVD player.

LW: Oh yeah about that you see there's all a very reasonable explanation. ^_^;

Fox: Oh yeah?

LW: Of course of course! It's uhm.. Uh. Gotta go! ~ runs away ~

Fox: Hey! Come back here you stupid Author! ~ chases after Lonewolf, vanishing off into the distance ~

Samus: Ladies and Gentlemen due to unusual circumstances Zelda closing the Fic for Lonewolf.

Zelda: Hope you enjoyed our plot hole riddled story! ^_^

Samus: And again, Love Star, don't forget to tell Lonewolf what you want as a prize reward.

Zelda: See you later folks, here's hoping Lonewolf can actually think up a story with a decent plot next time!