|A Shameless Parody
Author: european coffee addict PM
HPAlly McBealCrossover. Is Harry Potter really the client of the biscuit? And why he needs a layer?Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 01-09-03 - Status: Complete - id: 1169165
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A Shameless Parody
"We have a new case. A girl wants to take proceedings against the weather. This is really silly. John it's your case." Richard Fish said to his senior partner.
"I have a new client on my own" John Cage said and smiled warily into the round.
"Oh really. I hope he or she is rich." Richard answered.
"Ok. And would you like to tell us who this new client is?"
"It's Harry Potter." said John and looked to his colleagues.
"Of course the strange little man is the advocate of a strange small boy, who is existing in books." Nelle said and grinned sarcastically.
"Ahhh….shut up Sub-Zero." John hissed and waved.
"What's going on here?" Renee came in and looked at the people who were sitting at he meeting table.
"It's about Harry Potter." said Ally to her room mate.
"Oh the little wizard with the wonderful black hair and the round glasses. I saw him in cinema last night." Renee explained. "And he's so cute." she added with an husky voice.
"Yes I bet you wanna push his head between your enormous boobs, like you do it with all strange little men." Nelle snapped looking in John's direction.
"Yes I saw it to. This Minerva McGonagall needs my face bra. Otherwise they would throw her out of the next film." Elaine giggled.
"Could we please come back to the important things?" John rolled his eyes. Renee folded her arms. Elaine smiled widely and Ally looked puzzled.
Richard laid his head to one side and look at the biscuit. "John, listen to me. This is crazy. Even for you. Harry Potter does not exist. You don't really believe on your own that wizards are existing?" And to the others he said. "Ok, meeting is over. Time to earn money." Then he left.
"John, do you want to talk to me?" Ally looked at her friend in worry.
"There is nothing to talk about, Ally. Harry Potter called me last evening and told me, he needs a layer. And that's what I am. He will come at one p.m. today to discuss the details. May he will bring some friends."
"Shall I prepare some pumpkin juice?" Elaine ask with a faked innocent smile.
"That's not very helpful Elaine." Ally hissed.
"Snappish!" said Elaine and left the room.
"John." Renee tried. "You know there are some people believing in Santa Clause, that's ok. There are even people believing in unicorns." she glanced at Ally. "But, not a single person who is on one's right mind is believes in witches and wizards, not to mention Harry Potter and all the Hogwarts stuff. May it was just a joke. Everybody knows you're a bit strange."
Ally noticed, that it was useless to argue. Sooner or late she would find out what's going on.
"Has this boy told you why she needs a lawyer?" she asked.
John put his fingertips together and looked seriously. "He only said it had something to do with "
See chapter 2.