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The Day Potions Went Horribly Wrong
Snape entered the dungeon as usual, throwing the door open, his black robes
billowing. 'Today we will make a potion which is very dangerous.' Hermoine
gasped at this.
'Yes, miss Granger, I said 'Dangerous'.' Snape replied.
'The potion is called 'Kaasblokje' which is Dutch. You have to handle this
potion with care, the effects of it are not pretty, so do not spill or mess
it up!' Snape continued, looking at the class.
Hermoine held up hand. 'Yes, miss Granger?' 'What exactly is the...
function... of this potion, sir?' Snape thought about this for a few
seconds. 'Well... it... er... WHY HAVEN'T YOU ALL START WORKING ON IT YET,
Snape walked around, giving comments on the way their potions looked. 'It
is supposed to be ORANGE, Mr. Weasley...'
Suddenly, he heard a loud explosion. He turned around and his mouth
dropped. It was Neville Longbottom, of course! Damn him!!! Snape rushed up
to him, to see how bad it was.
Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter were completely covered in a orange liquid.
'That's 100 points from Gryffindor, Longbottom!' Snape roared. Then he
looked at Draco. 'On to the hospital wing with you. Potter, you stay here.'
'Dit is zo goor...' Malfoy complained. 'Je meent het.' Potter added
'What did you say, Mr. Malfoy?' Snape asked, confused. 'Dat dit zo goor
spul is, meneer.' Malfoy replied. 'Oh God no... It really happened...'
Snape said, holding back his tears. 'He became... DUTCH!!!!!' *insert
lightning and thunder* Everyone looked at them in complete horror.
'Ewwww!! Dutch!!!!' Hermoine shrieked. 'You're not my friend anymore,
Potter!' Ron spat at Harry.
Draco and Harry looked at each other, confused. 'KUT!!!!!!!' They both
~~~ The first chapter of a new insane story... Oh... What a glorious day it
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