Author: Alyssa-Anime-Angel PM
COMPLETED! My little version of the drinking game...read and review its very funny. Duo's insane pursuit of madness causes a bad set of circumstances.Rated: Fiction M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,982 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 08-03-04 - Published: 01-16-03 - Status: Complete - id: 1182844
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Ive Never…By AlyssaAnimeAngel
Alyssa: My version of I've never based on the drinking game.
Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing or the characters well except for Hashina and Amy. I'm making no money from this fan fiction so don't sue me.
Hildy and Duo had invited all of their friends over: Heero, Relena, Quatre, Hashina, Amy, Trowa, Sally, Wufei, Dorothy, Catherine, Zechs and Noin and Lady Une.
Nobody except Hildy and Duo knew what was going on. Everyone had arrived by 8:00 and Duo had ushered them to sit on cushions in the main living room. The furniture had all been removed and everyone was getting increasingly curious. The seating arrangements was Hildy, Duo, Relena, Heero, Amy, Quatre, Dorothy, Trowa, Hashina, Catherine, Wufei, Sally, Zechs, Noin and Lady Une.
Duo said, "It's the anniversary of destroying our Gundam's and we thought we would have a party."
Hildy went on, "We have a game we would like to play."
Wufei stood up and said, "I'm leaving." But Sally pulled him back to the ground.
Wufei had a nasty look on his face.
Duo said, "Okay the game is called I've Never and it goes like this. We go around in a circle and each person has to say something they have never done beginning with I've Never, for example I've never danced naked in the rain."
Hildy butted in, "Well that's a lie."
Duo said, "It was only an example, anyway then anyone who has done that has to take a drink. I'll go and get the alcohol."
Relena grew increasingly worried.
Quatre said, "Is it too late to leave?"
"Well yes the doors are locked and booby trapped so no one can leave or escape." Hildy smirked as Duo got up to go and get the alcohol.
Duo returned a moment later with several crates, he out champagne glasses and filled them with wine and then sat down.
Relena looked like she was about to bolt but Duo put his hand on Relena's knee and said, "Sorry don't want you getting hurt."
Duo said, "Well I will start."
Hildy smirked then nodded.
Duo said, "I've never…seen an episode of Sailor Moon."
Relena, Catherine, Quatre, Amy and Lady Une took a sip of their glass.
Amy said, "Hey I made him watch it."
Hildy said, "Your turn Relena."
Relena said, "I've never been to a football game in a bunny suit."
Dorothy got an angry look on her face and looked like she was about to strangle Relena but instead she took a sip of her drink.
Everyone struggled to contain their laughter, but Quatre was the one who broke the silence, and she hit Quatre on the head.
"Now boys and girls be nice," said Duo in a patronizing tone.
"My go I guess, I've never danced naked in the rain," said Heero.
Duo, Catherine and Wufei took a drink of their wine.
Everyone looked at Wufei but didn't say anything for the death glare on his face.
Next was Amy's turn.
"I've never stabbed a friend."
Amy and Relena took a sip of their drink, then Quatre turned to look at Dorothy.
"Hey you weren't my friend at the time."
"Still counts take a drink," said Hildy.
Dorothy took a very small sip of her glass.
Quatre said, "I've never…betrayed my friends."
Both Wufei and Trowa took a mouthful of their glasses.
Dorothy said, "I've never been kidnapped…" Relena blushed and was about to take a sip when Dorothy continued, "Twice."
Relena took a mouthful of wine and she was really red.
Trowa said, "I've never played this game before."
Hildy, Duo and Zechs took a sip of their drinks.
It was Hashina's turn, "I've never…tried to kill the one I love."
Heero blushed slightly and took a drink, as did Zechs.
Catherine's turn, "I've never fantasized about Trowa."
Dorothy and Hashina took a sip of their drinks.
"I've never ran into a room naked because I thought there were burglars in there."
Sally paled and looked ready to kill as she took a drink.
Sally's turn, time to fight fire with fire, "I've never cleaned my swords in the naked while singing a tune to Oh Happy Day."
Wufei yelled, "Woman!"
But sally just smiled as he took a drink.