DISCLAIMER: Original idea and verses written by GregsterC, further lyrics by Declamatio and S_Star.
Final lament written by S_Star, with the first 2 lines by Declamatio.
The characters were created by JRR Tolkien.
SUMMARY: Some short poems etc about my favourite Elf!
WARNING: Some slash content (A/L, G/L) and mild, 'good-natured' character death.

AN – all verses completely unrelated to one another!

Legolas Greenleaf, born under tree,
Hears the gulls, goes out to sea,
Frodo and Gimli shout 'Hooray!'
Cuz Legolas Greenleaf went away.

Legolas Greenleaf, born under tree,
Hears the gulls, goes out to sea,
Legolas' boat was very small,
Legolas didn't survive at all.

Legolas went to a foreign land,
There he shook the Elf-King's hand.
The king was a karate master,
And Legolas hasn't been seen thereafter.

Legolas Greenleaf met an orc,
It stole both his knife and fork.
Legolas couldn't eat a bite
So he starved, the poor li'l mite!

Legolas Greenleaf and Aragorn
Together made some priceless porn.
They displayed it on the 'net:
That's one site we won't forget!

Legolas Greenleaf made a vow
To make Elessar his somehow,
But he regretted this supposed sin
When faced with the wrath of the Lady Arwen.

Legolas said that he had sworn
To always love King Aragorn,
But Arwen killed the elf somehow,
So he won't be a problem now.

Legolas turned and smiled grimly,
'Friend, I pledged my love to Gimli.'
Aragorn was very sad.
'I thought he loved me: I must be mad.'

But Legolas' journey ends
When he decides he'd miss his friends
He turned to sail home one day,
But a tsunami hit him on the way.

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